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We kept saying, One more can't hurt, and then they were gone. We're sorry!
In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.
Oh! What a weird dream. I'll never get back to sleep.
Hmm?
Wait a minute. Buddy, what year is this?
CROWD: Boo!
That stench! That heavenly stench!
Give it a rest, you two!
No, that's not true!
I can't let you open the package.
And at 2 percent interest over a period of 1 000 years ...
Hi, Bender. Great new sweater.
Ancient Egyptian algebra.
Except ...
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Remember when women couldn't vote...
-You know what needs to be done. -What?
Fart in my mouth
I say, I'm sure there's--
If you'll excuse me? It's eight o'clock, time to get busy.
Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV!
A Fishful of Dollars
-What?! -Oh, my, yes. Fished to death.
Sold to the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction
... that suck blood out of ... .
Time to get busy
I'd Love To Chip In, But Bender Stole My Wallet.
This Dream Brought To You By Lightspeed Briefs!
... so I can share the food I love with the people I like.
Cheese and a--