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Wait a minute. Buddy, what year is this?
This Dream Brought To You By Lightspeed Briefs!
Fart in my mouth
Hmm?
In fact, I think I better put on a monocle.
Oh! What a weird dream. I'll never get back to sleep.
That stench! That heavenly stench!
And at 2 percent interest over a period of 1 000 years ...
Sold to the gentleman who bought every item in today's auction
Hi, Bender. Great new sweater.
Give it a rest, you two!
A Fishful of Dollars
I'd Love To Chip In, But Bender Stole My Wallet.
No, that's not true!
We kept saying, One more can't hurt, and then they were gone. We're sorry!
I say, I'm sure there's--
Ancient Egyptian algebra.
Hey, get a load of this pathetic 20th-century TV!
Cheese and a--
-You know what needs to be done. -What?
... so I can share the food I love with the people I like.
If you'll excuse me? It's eight o'clock, time to get busy.
CROWD: Boo!
Remember when women couldn't vote...
I can't let you open the package.
... that suck blood out of ... .
More.
-What?! -Oh, my, yes. Fished to death.
More!
Except ...
Time to get busy