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that has a six-figure income and a good job.
This is a prank call! Bye!
(Abbi) Um, Ilana... Yeah?
I've been meaning to ask
(Abbi) No, you have to say something about yourself.
(woman) Abbi? Cheese?
Bye.
(Abbi) I don't know, I'm picky.
Here.
All right, sweet.
Your refund comes to $52.
thick or thin-- if I have to take a dump,
(woman) Hey!
Got what?
Who are you, Joe Mainstreet?
And you know what a grown-up woman really does?
I would be honored and pleasured to facilitate this.
You know, last year they got me $600 back, so.
You're just loving it, aren't you?
I mean, good luck with the trial.
Like, I-- I'm not doing that.
Like, this is insane.
(Killian) It's combined State and Federal.
Oh, yeah.
They have expiration dates on them.
working pretty hard to suck Uncle Sam's D up in here,
what became of melanie dremenco? she quit retarted and fucked kfc up and bumped into a shoe.
for biking on the sidewalk--
Hello?
I do it all the time.
you know, like sellin' the greenery, 'cause, um,
I have to.
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pot, people think you're a--
need a manila envelope to seal the deal.
Love ya, bitch!