Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wake her the heck up, get her down here

Me and my friends.

I never stood a chance.

and based on the Floyd Raye Wilson novel,

I looked up at the clock.

It's a biography on Walt Disney.

- Yeah, sure. - Okay.

What the hell are you looking at you little ginger fucker

You know? I can barely afford my own house anymore.

Well, that's a fella by the name of Madrid.

Nobody, sir. We just got lost and a little turned around.

I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude.

My favorite part of the movie

That guy's a fucking prick.

Came a long ways.

Fabian was in the part.

A-and who's that?

Everything's okay now, honey.

I'll be right out.

- Rick, it's a flamethrower. - Yeah.

So, uh, you've been doing guest shots

I mean, where the fuck are we, man?

Jeepers, this sounds like a good novel.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

Then what's the problem?

Oh, come get them, fucker. Come...

What is going on, huh?

if I'm a solid Los Angeles citizen like Eddie O'Brien says,

and it made her feel especially pregnant

You're gonna show them on that goddamn fucking set

- Mr. Helm? - Yes?

handing me that $50,000.

be referred to by my character's name.

Yeah, that’s about right.

I got it. I got it.

Anybody accidentally kills anybody

You're welcome, sir.

to an excited Brandy's dog collar.

Fucking hippie motherfuckers.

Was it true you almost got

Where the hell is everybody?

- Enjoy your day! - Thank you.

And because of me, he's considering you.

less throat burn.

♪ You can bring me up ♪

This man is worth $500,

- He's a great match for me. - Yeah, no...

And now you're not gonna talk to me?

Yeah. Sure thing.

Everybody left for Santa Barbara.

A lot of land, a lot of cows,

"Bengal Lancer"?

How's the beans?

That's a good plan.

♪ Always is always forever ♪

So suck on that.

For you Davey! Love, Deb

Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.

on the set of the exciting hit NBC

- One, please. - Seventy-five cents.

"All the Streets Are Silent."

- Seventeen escape attempts. - Eighteen.

What'd they call that outfit?

I heard the sound of a noisy muffler.

What's happening to Easy Breezy now?

as all the rest of the goddamn directors.

Give me my glasses back.

Two out of three.

- Oops, sorry. - It's okay.

so he gave me a ride.

but you don't stunt, I don't pay you.

And you were on a horsie.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right, see you then.

Who knows? But they tried to kill my wife and my buddy.

10,000 block, Cielo Drive.

They were the fancy kind.

- Something like that. - And you didn't see them again

You understand?

more of his days in pain than he ever did before.

I'm just teasing you.

Appreciate the opportunity, Randy. I won't let you down.

Me losing regional

I'll open the door for you.

a Rick Dalton fucking film festival,

but you picked the wrong time.

I've got a scene after lunch.

It was about midnight.

You're ken fuckin Reid. Don't you forget it

Not just because I wanted to look good

Cecil Fucking Dirtman

when you run out of tamales.

to being in The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

the way they costumed The Big Valley

I hope they don't.

I fucked his brains out this morning.

- What a picture. - Good picture, yeah.

And to my left is Rick's stunt double, Cliff Booth.

Yeah, that's me. Heh.

He's Jake Cahill,

How old are you?

In martial arts tournaments,

And he said, "I'm here to..."

as they have to to defeat the other guy.

If she ever wants to put a bounty on Roman,

and win fucking fights?

be splattered all over your goddamn pool.

speaking on behalf of Red Apple cigarettes.

when you're making money, you buy a house in town.

You might be right about this book.

Anybody order fried sauerkraut? Burn you nazi bastards

What I’m too old to do is, go to jail for some poon tang.

Yeah, it still works too. Thank God.

- We're walking. - At the same time,

Some old cowboy guy that used to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.

My YT Shorts and Insta Reels Don’t need no buddy

but Lancer has money.

I'm too insecure now to score come pilot season.

I know where it is.

'Cause I live there?

You're ken fuckin Reid. Don't you forget it

to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

Don’t cry in front of the mecicans

it's about this guy who's a bronco buster.

What are you talking about? What did that guy tell you?

- Yeah. - Pleasure, Jay.

have been inseparable.

I ain't gonna hurt her.

but you touched me today.