Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, it is. Have you met Jim Stacy, the series lead?

And who are you?

and he lives by...

Can I get a bounce there?

Better drag, more flavor,

You wanna build up his bona fides, right?

they've come to an understanding.

you're a little man with a big mouth and a big chip,

Yo cuando me entra una llamada Fucking hippies mother fuckers

After that Musso & Frank's lunch meeting,

You have other plans?

Let me tell you, I...

You never know.

Now, my buddy and his dog killed two of them, and then...

DeCoteau. DeCoteau.

- Stuntman? - Yeah.

This is his nap time.

I, uh... I have a meeting with a very handsome cowboy man.

and broke off her engagement with him and married him.

All right. Grazie, amigo.

Fucking hippies, motherfuckers

than Polish television, as he smoked a big joint.

♪ Always is always forever ♪

Ain't you, shorty?

not that white kickboxing asshole.

I'd really like to say a quick hello now

This is the spot...

- She may want to sleep with you. - Are you kidding me?

Not yet, I ain't.

by the Daughters of the American Revolution.

Fuck you, you fucking pig!

He just gave her a lift?

What are you, 12?

But he's got spine problems

The man can't see shit, okay?

Then fucking handle it, Randy.

Aw, yeah, yeah. Sorry about all that.

So, uh, my name is Lulu.

I like doing shit around the house

what brings you to Arroyo del Oro?

Ten years of-of-of treading water.

Not fucking remembering your fucking lines.

a good old-fashioned drunk.

You're the blind one!

and The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

three, two, one.

- Yes, a couple things. - Yes, sir.

I mean, it could have been 12:05.

You want to smoke some, smoke some. Just save me some.

Never met John Sturges.

I love that stuff. You know, the killing.

The black one. And the flowers.

I believe it's the job of an actor...

That's my girl. Heh.

Thank you kindly.

Throw him off a building, right? Light him on fire.

Then, wham, a sudden change.

You're Rick Dalton, right?

They all said it, "He's a fucking loser,"

I'm Jay Sebring.

Walk in the woods. Not in my home.

I'll try not to.

Well, here it goes now.

That's a strange car.

Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.

It's the actor's job to strive for 100 percent effectiveness.

The Girl from U.N.C.I.E.?

You're gonna stop fucking drinking.

Five years of ascent. Pfft.

Why, I just figured we would.

Slightly more useless each day.

Why is that impossible?

She's down by the chop shop.

And I work with my wife, and she believes it.

Leading up to Town Meeting I was Canvassing for one article, having 1-on-1 conversations about another, prepping a website about a third…

and this man's going to collect.

Well, I was, uh... I was in the kitchen.

How do you know it was midnight?

There's a truck tailing us, sir.

- Can I help you? - I hope so.

That's two warriors engaged in combat.

Can we move to number two?

And there's the small one.

I thought it was pronounced Caleb "Dakota."

Now, that can put an undue burden on production

And now a race to the bottom. Heh.

- Come on in. - Thanks.

I'm going to Chatsworth.

Oh, I'd say about...

Then a couple of the jokers over in archival sent over

Yeah, I spent two weeks once on a Houston chain gang.

I'll handle this guy.

I'm Sharon Tate.

And I say "actor," not "actress,"

that means you grew up watching murder.

Now, Curt, I hear you're already an experienced rider.

He was the star of Bounty Law.

So you gotta do this playacting, patty-cake version.

You might never get her back. Ha, ha.

and you just wanna let him have it. Ha!

when they left, they left the Cadillac there

And Rick made a rather compelling Nebraska Jim,

You know, this is probably

And right here for you.

I threw this little prick into it,

Yes, I can, and, yes, I have

The valley folk when the conservation corps kids roll in

Paul, might. He's in the guest house.

You can talk to him. Just talk to him.

Ah. Ever been to Houston?

While closer to 8:30, Rick and Cliff went

I won’t be missing the para call that’s for goddam sure

Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie.

This was a mistake. You should leave.

You show that little fucking girl.

Aw. What's the matter?

Ready when you are. Gil bert.

Gonna blow your mind, man.

to make a film with him,

and directed by Calvin Jackson Padget,

wife-killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce.

with the fiddle?

I think Steve's gonna be there too.

You fucking drink too much, huh?

in our screening room last night.

down the ranch to meet everybody.

gonna fuck things up,

And that boy you killed...

I... I appreciate it. It's a good part.

That’s Sigourney Weaver, operating the flamethrower, isn’t it?

Would you bother me?

Nobody notices that crap?

Would you like to come in and see the show?

I'm always gonna be the horse's ass

The greatest action director,

I ain't gonna hurt her.

Any kind of luck, we'll be unloaded

and, naturally, Jay...

You the mama bear?

Then at the end of the show, when they fight,