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I'm sorry. We cannot complete your call as dialed.
Yes. Thanks, I will. - Bye.
Derrick Smith ... at Stonehenge.
so this is Buddy Kupfer and his lovely family.
Just ashes and car parts.
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween * * Two more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock. *
Sierra Mesa still making you drink your ass off? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
We've lost him.
Papa really loved this place ...
Do you remember that transaction?
10:00 a.m., Saturday. Please.
Oh god, there's hope for us yet.
He runs Silver Shamrock, the Halloween mask people.
to sit by our fires of turf.
And if he is ...
someone hasn't been tampering with this stuff.
Mrs. Smith.
Real soon, little buddy. - Buddy, my feet are killing me. - Honey, come on. The fun's just startin'.
please hang up and try again.
He just walked up outta the rain.
What's famous? You really don't know?
Oh, my God.
See you later.
German.
It’s getting late and I could use a drink.
I suppose you shopped at the new mall like everybody else, huh?
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
here to see Mr. Cochran. - Yes, Mr. Kupfer. Welcome.
No ... but you can talk to someone who might.
It's the last Halloween for that lousy factory of his.
Minnie Blankenship. He never showed up.
The third commercial, it's still on. Please.
Thanks again.
Conal Cochran, the all-time genius of the practical joke.
I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children.
Santa Mira.
That doesn't make any sense. I've seen lots of people on drugs and ...
I really gotta go. - Dan, you promised.
Oh, sorry.
The immortal classic,
Maybe they know something.
It's always a pleasure doing business with you. It is indeed.
-Oh. - Little place. Not too far away.
Where the hell have you been? I waited all night. Shut up, shut up. Linda, shut up. Listen, listen.
I mean. My four-year-old was throwing the thing against the wall.
A great man, Conal Cochran. A true genius.
Hallo.
We've gotta do something, call somebody. Huh?
You Just Can't Win
* Two more days to Halloween, Halloween ... *
I'm older than I look.
Oh, that's great. Hey honey, it's a freebie!
It was a part of our world ...
Tonight's just for fun. A way of saying thank you to all our good customers.
Sure did. Last week. A man in an old green station wagon.
Operator, this is an emergency. I wanna ... I'm sorry.
When?
8:48 p.m.
And right there's Little Buddy.
Stop it!
I mean less there's gonna be trouble. There's not gonna be any trouble, in it.
volatile chemicals, very dangerous. I wouldn't want to put anybody in any danger. - Oh sure, I understand.
Aren't you just ... the least bit tired?
Ah, sure I believe she's resting just now.
Did you load this one?
That's right, three horrifiic masks to choose from.
It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking.
Oh, thank you, sir.
I'll call... - Tell me where you're going to stay. - No, I can't remember the name of the hotel.
You've been busy.
I don't know. Your father came into the hospital. He ...
Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
No, we haven't. You'll see.
The lady's going to get the very best possible treatment. I promise you that.
Stonehenge.