Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

STILL HAVE THEIR PLACE ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD?
I STILL WON'T LOSE IT. I PROMISE.
I PICKED THEM UP LAST TIME I WAS IN SWITZERLAND.
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU ALL ON WEDNESDAY.
RORY, IF YOU COULD MENTION IT,
MOM, THERE'S AN ONION IN HERE.
WHERE'S MY PIE?
COFFEE?
WHY?
THEN I ATE AN ALTOID.
YOU TWO WOULD LOOK AWFULLY CUTE IN CAPE COD.
RICHARD?
OH, I ADORE A MAN WHO DRINKS HIS SCOTCH NEAT.
FOR GETTING THE WORD OUT --
YOU'RE PROTESTANT.
MONDAY AFTERNOON, THAT'S YOUR FREE TIME.
SHE'S SENDING AN APOLOGY
JUST CLUB SODA.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET EVEN A KROPOG OF GIN
CLOSE IT? NO, WHY?
THE DEMUREST.
SHE'S BEEN IN A GOOD MOOD.
EPISCOPALIAN, SECOND OF FOUR CHILDREN, OLDEST BOY,
IT WAS SWEET OF LOGAN TO ARRANGE THIS.
I AM YOUR MOM, AND WE ARE VERY CLOSE.
I HAVE TO GET UP IN TWO HOURS,
KIND OF AN IMPORTANT, HIGH-PROFILE ONE.
OR IMPLY IT IN ANY WAY.
NO, STILL SLOSHING AROUND UP THERE.
OR ENCOURAGE IT IN ANY WAY.
* IF YOU NEED
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT FROM NOW THROUGH ETERNITY.
I'M AN INTERN.
A FEW DAYS AGO. I FORGOT I HADN'T TOLD YOU.
WELL, THANK YOU.
AND MAKE SURE NOTHING ELSE HAS BEEN MISPLACED.
THE MAN WAS SHORT-LISTED FOR THE PULITZER
NICE TO SEE YOU.
Richard: Lorelai?
You do know. This is important to me. Please.
I'LL GET A NOTE TO HIM TOMORROW.
IF THE HUNTZBERGERS WERE SO HORRIBLE TO RORY,
OR, WORSE, TURN ON THE TV.
WHAT 22-YEAR-OLD HAS AN EARLY DAY ON A SATURDAY?
BUT I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND -- THE HUNTZBERGER PUBLISHING GROUP
IT WOULD VACUUM US UP, AND NO ONE WOULD EVER KNOW.
YOU'RE GETTING A NOTE FROM THE GILMORES SOON --
WOULD COME IN HANDY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, HUH?
GRANDMA HAS TO GIVE BACK HER PEARLS.
WHY DID MITCHUM GIVE HER A VERY VALUABLE INTERNSHIP?
Rory: TENNIS LESSONS -- THAT SOUNDS GREAT, GRANDMA.
[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING ]
THAT HE'S BLOND, RICH, AND STRAIGHT, I'M OUT.
ONE SCOTCH NEAT AND A CLUB SODA.
YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP.
AND NEED PEOPLE LIKE US.
A POWER COUPLE -- THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
SIDECAR? NO. ISN'T THAT YOUR DRINK?
GO GET IT. I'LL GET THE DOOR.
"YOU'RE NOT LIVING TO YOUR POTENTIAL,"
HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING FOR SYNDICATED FEATURES?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA IGNORE GRANDMA.
Richard: THAT'S GOOD BUSINESS SENSE, TOO.
GRANDMA PROBABLY WANTS US HERE.
KEEPING US ON TO RUN IT. WE COULD CONSULT.
THEY'RE JUST KIDS, AND THEY'RE STILL FIGURING THINGS OUT,
THIS IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN ANY MOOD STABILIZER.
REALLY?
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE LORELAI, LOGAN.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FREAKIN' RELIABLE.
WHY? TWO DAYS AGO, YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE IT BACK.
SHE WAS VERY CUTE IN "PAPER MOON."
AND LOOK LIKE A NEUTROGENA AD.
I THOUGHT IT WAS LIGHT BLUE. IT WAS DARK BLUE.
IF YOU SHOW UP FRIDAY NIGHT --
They're flipping out about it.
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME? TIME FOR WHAT?