Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NOT VODKA, MOM -- GIN.
AWWW.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM? IS SHE GONNA BE COOL?
SO, FOR WEDNESDAY, TAKE A CRACK AT THE FIRST FIVE CHAPTERS
AS I SAID BEFORE, I'M JUST NOT SURE ABOUT MY SCHEDULE.
WHEN PARIS IS HAPPY, THE WORLD IS HAPPY.
DO YOU LIKE KIDS? SURE.
BUT I BET THEY DON'T "KNOW HIM" KNOW HIM,
YOU WANT TO HAND ME THAT HAIRBRUSH?
FOR BEING SO REMISS AS TO WAIT ONE WHOLE WEEK
HE HATES DOUBLE-TALK, BUT HE'S REALLY GOOD AT IT.
AND THIS IS PATEL...CHANDRASEKHAR.
IF YOU COME TO THIS DINNER, THEN YOU COME TO THEM ALL.
THERE COULD BE NO MORE GORGEOUS A SPOT FOR A WEDDING.
RORY'S COMING?
DID YOU GET A JOB AT THE CAPE COD CHAMBER OF COMMERCE?
HE CAME BY YALE. I MET HIM WHEN I HAD DINNER AT HIS HOUSE.
YES?
I'M SURE HE DOESN'T.
GET IT READY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION.
I MADE IT AND EVERYTHING.
THAT'S WITH A TWIST, LORELAI?
I'M HAPPY WITH THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING,
I HAVE A BUSINESS.
I WILL HAVE RETURNED THE BLUE SWEATER.
I PULLED IT ONLY AFTER I SUGGESTED
YOU'VE LEARNED MORE IN ONE DAY
OKAY, SO, OTHER THAN YOUR STYLIST DUTIES,
A LITTLE JESUS THING GOING ON THERE.
NO, I'M AT BERKELEY.
Lorelai.
WELL, YOU SAW IT ONCE.
[ TELEPHONE SPEED-DIALING ]
WAIT A MINUTE.
THE CAPRI PANTS -- HAVE YOU TAKEN THOSE BACK?
* IF YOU NEED
THERE'S ALWAYS WINE WITH THE MEAL.
BUT I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'VE NEVER HAD A PICTURE I.D. I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT.
SO THE INTERNSHIP WAS HUSH MONEY?
I SHOULD GO THROUGH THE WHOLE HOUSE
I HAVE I.D.
NO, THAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF USING POOLED REPORTING
AREN'T THEY PERFECT? PERFECT.
THAT'S THE RIGHT WORD -- "NETWORKING"?
MORE LIKELY I'LL BE PULLING REPORTS OFF THE A.P. MACHINE.
HE LIKES JAZZ, BUT NOT WHEN IT GETS TOO EXPERIMENTAL,
HE LETS PEOPLE GO AT 7:00,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE LOGAN SITUATION.
WELL, YOU REMEMBERED NOW.
EITHER PLACE WOULD BE GOOD FOR A WEDDING. DON'T YOU THINK?
THESE ARE FOR YOU -- A SMALL TOKEN OF MY GRATITUDE.
SNAP PEAS, YEAH!
IT I TOMORROW.
WELL, I'M NOT SURE I'M FREE
IN A VODKA MARTINI?
IN THE MIDDLE -- STRIPED TIE.
I DATED A FEW PRINCETON MEN AND A HARVARD MAN IN MY DAY,
WHERE DO YOU LIVE AT YALE? ARE YOU IN RORY'S BUILDING?
* OH, OH, OH
THE HUNTZBERGERS WILL ALL BE TRANSFERRING
CALL MY OFFICE IN THE MORNING.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANYBODY IS. I CAN'T WALK IN THESE SHOES.
Emily: RICHARD? I NEED HELP IN HERE.
WHAT DO WE THINK?
COME IN, COME IN!
THAT'S ED ROSE. CIRCULATION, ADVERTISING.
PEOPLE MUST'VE THOUGHT I WAS THERE TO PLAY BADMINTON
NOT IN FRONT OF RORY.
LOGAN, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
GOOD. MIKE IS VERY BIG IN THAT BUSINESS.
[ VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING ]
As far as perverted phone calls go,
I HAVE BEEN SITTING WITHOUT ANY HELP SINCE I WAS 2h.
SUDDENLY, YOU'RE SO FREAKIN' RELIABLE, YOU HOP TO IT?
YES.
I'm sure it's not that bad.
MANNY, TRY IT WITH A LITTLE LEMON JUICE AND PARSLEY.