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Look what she's doing to that pencil.
I'd love to bring her along.
- I wouldn't. - It's okay.
You're not ugly, Arnie.
What if that car doesn't let him?
I could've died, and you couldn't even help.
- Yeah? - See where the paint doesn't match?
Yeah, I'm fine now.
Come on. We gotta get going.
it just stalls.
I Doubt You Tried Very Hard
Bad to the bone
I wonder why I love you like I do
Forever burn
Bad to the bone
You wanna watch what you call my car.
All I want is for you to make love to me
when somebody else busts it up?
'cause I'm selling this shit hole and buying me a condo.
Yes, we belong together
Sorry, Christine.
- You're 17 years old. - Oh, boy.
I'm buying her. I don't care what you say.
want to go dancing with me...
Fuck I will. You can't make me.
Yeah? It's about time. I've been eatin' dirt with your name on it for weeks.
We'll always be triends, as long as you stick with me.
I'm not a Scout.
About the finest smell in the world, except maybe for pussy.
What are you talking about? Why not?
Somebody saw your car cruising behind Buddy Repperton last night.
- I bet it won't even start. - She'll start.
Okay. How about Sally Hayes? She's cute.
- And it's in the dictionary! - You jerk, Arnie. Jesus.
It most certainly is not it!
Yeah, that's you, Arnie, always in demand.
- Is that Cunningham? - It can't be.
- This is a piece of shit. - She could be fixed up.
Don't go anywhere. You've got enough trouble.
Shut your mouth!
I thought girls were only just supposed to be jealous of other girls. not cars.
We didn't do so hot.
I've been asking 300.
I'm sorry. I can't.
Want to do the honors?
You screw around with me...
A hell of a job arnie
Christine will.
Let's go again once more
You get away from her!
He rode around without a care in the world except for Christine.
B-B-B-B-B-Bad
As if the car were jealous, Arnie.
Oh, bug out, Dennis. You don't need this shit.
You're mine
That's bullshit, Mr. Casey. He's lying. I swear to God.
That's funny, Buddy, real funny.
put the toilet paper on the little spools...
Then we'Il have her trapped.
Arnie would never do that.
- I can't... - Yeah.
We'll show those shitters what we can do.
.
Wait a minute. Don't you blame your choking on Christine.
Mom says it makes the yard look crowded.