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Mechanical asshole

Yeah, I manage.

Well, that's what everybody wants, isn't it?

Get a stretcher! Come on!

How's that for rational, huh?

Go on, studley. Ask her out.

There are other things. That radio.

Sonny, you ever owned a car before?

get your gosh dang hands away from her this instant!

That's it. I'm getting the fuck out of here.

If you don't believe me, you can ask my mother.

I got a Cadillac full of parts...

Before I am through

Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

Just 'cause she shot you down?

It has a voracious appetite.

He'll tind somebody else to pick on.

I'm fixing up Christine.

Of course I went out. I got Darnell's car out front with a load of parts.

Know what I think?

Bad to the bone

I spent a shitload ot money on her, and she's perfecto now.

Hey! Don't think you got the gold key to the crapper.

For decency, you know.

It's neck-and-neck between me and her. We blew my dad away early.

I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.

Real cute. Three on one.

That makes you a hero, right?

Arnie, what's wrong?

Don think about it!

What if he doesn't?

Your girlfriend is more convincing than you are.

Then shut your pie hole.

That's not what Leigh said.

I might even throw in a few bucks.

Are you serious?

Man, there is nothin' finer than being behind the wheel of your own car...

No. What does happen?

My love is bigger than the Cadillac

Once she gets inside, hit the button and bring the door down.

- Having trouble with your locker? - No.

I know where he keeps it.

- I don't smoke. - Don't interrupt me, punk.

What do you mean, came back?

But we know where it hasn't been. With you.

Nobody takes advantage of me, understand?

You know how we do things.

Who are the shitters?

I catch you doin' it one time, and you're out. You understand?

Somebody's got to pick it up when you fumble.

He doesn't know what he's doing.

And I know I can fix her up.

Don't interrupt me. Don't get smart.

How do you know that?

I know you love me too