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It happened, Arnie.
Come on, Arnie.
- I'm in love, and I'm fussy. - I never noticed you were fussy.
About the finest smell in the world except maybe for pussy
Arnie, I'm sorry.
Always and forever
Probably 193.
How come you're showing up just now?
Name's George LeBay.
Died six weeks ago.
to the shitters ot the world in 1885.
You want it? Come get it!
My car's your car.
He's got tuckin' brand-new windshield wipers...
- Yeah. He's still in the shop. - What's the matter?
She was so shaken up, giving me all the details...
Her names Christine...
This car's a girl.
You apologize to your mother right now!
- Oh, yeah? - She cares a lot about you.
You gonna give your love to me
Oh crap!
You can if you look.
I think you're just sexually frustrated.
What about dancing?
Rock and roll is here to stay
and when you believe right back in that someone...
Rock, rock, rock Oh, baby
Her name’s Christine
Take your mitts off me, motherinkster!
Look at my car.
- We like each other okay. - Ho-ho. Listen to Mr. Cool.
A toast.
So what if you fix it up and he just comes back and does it again?
The nurses all gathered round
What if he doesn't come?
He had the same look my brother always had.
I've managed 17 years without embarrassing you or landing in jail.
Who the fuck are you
Oh, shit. Here she comes.
you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose.
Her name’s Christine
Let's try it.
My heart's at your command, dear
like rational human beings?
- What? - Last night, we're playing Scrabble.
Come on. You want to go for it?
I hope so.
Rock and roll will always be