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- He just came out and told me. - I think I was supposed to be next.
The report said they punched holes in the body.
Oh, charged, right. That’s good. That’s real good.
You fucking liar!
I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.
Please don't do this to me.
Come on, baby, so
What do you know about that car?
Oh, friendship. Right. That's real good.
I thought you wanted to talk about Christine.
That's all you got to do. Come on.
Don't get smart with me, son.
when you're in the prom with your girlfriend and some of your friends wonder what's your girlfriend's name her name's Christine
I wouldn't put that in my mouth.
- What's goin' on? - You tell me.
CHICKEN SHIT!
I'm just missing a study hall. I got to get to work.
Doc says I'm as good as new.
Well, all I know...
So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day.
It's this fucking car.
Arnie doesn't know anything anymore.
My asshole brother bought her in September, '57.
You know, I've been thinking.
About The Finest Smell In The World, Except Maybe For Pussy
Oh cherry Oh cherry
to the shitters ot the world in 1953.
Let's motorvate.
I don't care how much money you paid up in front...
Kiddo, if you sold him that piece of shit, you ought to be fuckin' ashamed.
When I choked, something happened. The radio came on.
Her names Christine...
Did I tell you that I'm not gonna be playing football again? Ever.
do you think it was a good idea?
I don't know. I hardly see him anymore.
Are you kidding? You carry your lite savings between your legs.
See you around, pal.
- History. - Oh.
No, seriously.
You don't know shit, kid.
You don't just up and drive off whenever you...
You first.
- Who's Rita? - His wife!
is trying to kill your kids?
- Where are you getting the money? - I've been saving all summer.
I'm here to tell you, honey
Arnie Cuntingham.
Lean machine.
and I would have been paralyzed trom the waist down.
I know you ain't got money falling out of your asshole.
When I said you could scrounge through that shit pile out back...
Usually when somebody trashes a car, we get photographs.
pick up around the place.
I've walked for miles
Well, fuck you.
Oh, please.
'Cause I hate that car.
Look, I love you.
The kid was cut in half. They had to scrape his legs up with a shovel.
I don't have the minimum deposit to open an account.
Give me something for my lap.