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You need new clothes.
- I had to get the engagement ring back. - Ugh.
Isn't that great?
And when I see her, I get a little bit angry.
That's really just to show where the baby would go.
- What happened? - Oh. I fell asleep.
- That's not really porn. - Not so much.
- I wish things didn't have to change. - I know.
- Really? - No, ha, ha.
- Well, her memory is pretty much gone. - All right, then.
No. I was getting into position, and everything went dark.
You could put it over here.
- Wow, what did he do? - Shh! I'm talking.
- I totally understand. - Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha.
Of course. Heh.
I figured it was okay, you've got an ink stain on the crotch.
So she's really not dead.
- I'm up all night. - It's gonna poop.
Anyway, I was wondering...
- Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? - What bra?
- Now, just give her a chance, okay? - Fine, I can do it.
I was thinking about taking my lunch break.
- I was just gonna take out my lenses. - Oh, yeah. Try that.
...and trying to score when there's a screaming baby.