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Oh, this day is gonna be much better than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.
[BOTH SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
- Hey. - Hey! Um...
You know what? We just met.
Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiancé.
"Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose."
I'll be back in a minute.
Uh, I won't take no for an answer.
Okay.
It's just...
You know, I would, but it's just too painful.
Or we could put it right here. Aw! Cute, right?
And yet you don't recognize that you're crazy?
[STAMMERING]
If I just don't look at you for a while.
Okay.
You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, the lacy part...
All the lies, the way she used me.
...there's very a noticeable rip.
I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want...
...when I was making love to her and thought she was you...
So she stole your pants...
- I think I know what's going on here. - You do?
Sorry. I just saw Ursula.
And, you know, first kisses, and...
I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy.
- No, I didn't! - All right, I took them.
- Hi. How is she? - It's not looking good.