Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because I happen to believe in something called public service.

Yeah. Oh, man, that was your one work friend.

No straight man remembers a woman's shoes.

Oh, bowling alley's always a good choice.

'Cause if I don't win the White House,

- Yes... - We've got a...

Tom's not lobbying votes for O'Brien.

That is what I call natural talent.

you hit me up, buddy, all right?

Can't believe how many compliments I'm getting about the hot list.

to talk about than the stupid hot list?

You know, I think I see what happened there.

Catherine's 23 years old. She's fair game.

with that abstinence program of yours.

It's to use it to learn who to fuck.

You're looking at yourself in the mirror?

and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny.

RICHARD: Oh, my God, I got it. I think I got it!

And I can count on your support, can't I?

Oh, right, right. Um...

Okay, you and Boo-Boo the ball-fondling bear here

That sounds superb.

- Drop the puck? - Common hockey term. Uh, Donna.

except I'm gonna leave Matt Damon there because the guy made potatoes

- That sounds great. - Mmm, big.

- ...the President of the United States. - Thank you.

Listen, don't worry so much about what's up here, okay?

Yeah, you never get the chance to eat at these things.

- We forgot to invite him tonight. - Okay.

Listen, I wish I was hip enough to hang here with you all,

Oh, well, now I got no idea what you're talking about.

gals want to play the whole gay thing.

And would you please, please try and keep it clean?

by what happened to the first responders in New York.