Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tom James is an acknowledged master of the Senate's rules and procedures.

Would you like to call someone from Air Force One?

So what do you think? Can I count on your support?

All right, I wanted to fuck your brains out!

Okay, can you just speak English, Catherine?

Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, this is a no haters alley.

My name is Jonah Ryan and I...

- Oh. Guess what. - Hmm?

Except it's still just a rat's nest in the back.

I'm surprised to see you here after what happened in Nevada.

I hereby solemnly promise to never vote

Richard's not gonna get the subtleties of being...

O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats

Oh, I'm sure we can just slip it under the skirt

Dirty. Just dirty and shady.

one that I hope gets struck from the Earth.

Oh, what a feeling, I am dancing on the debt ceiling.

- That's just a bad thing. - Terrible. Terrible.

- Shit. - JONAH: What?

I mean, if I never see the White House again, it'll be too soon.

Oh, yes. Uh-huh.

So I want to also wish you a merry Christmas.

...but, you know, a carbon tax is the only way to go.

but you would be a lock for, like, mid 40s.

Is it a coincidence that the plant

You know what? I think maybe we should go and talk in private.

about the first daughter's lesbianism.

All right, Judy, pretend to be Jonah.

- I'm very well, thank you, ma'am. - Good.

and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole

After much prayerful consideration, I have decided to abstain

Oh, my God, Candi Caruso ranked 17.

all over her stupid Slavic face,

Feel my dick. I am rock-hard for you right now, mister.

- FURLONG: Hey, where have you been? - What?

You're a different species,

of the Homeland Security budget. Tell him why, Will.

we might be able to accommodate.

I'm telling you, you're gonna be back on the hot list, Amy.

Why is Tom over there chatting it up with Jaeger?

I think it's something

- So... - Mmm, yeah.

- Really? - Yeah.

- It wasn't you. - What?

I don't think you're in it this year, Ame.

You mean 11:00? Over there?

All roads through Colorado go through me

Oh, keep dancing, Tom. Don't stop dancing.