Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, 21. - Hmm.
If no one gets a majority in the House,
(PHONES BUZZES)
'Cause I don't know what you're trying to say.
- Madam President, hello. - Merry Christmas.
And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up
Congressman, the president would love to have a clutch with you in the Green Room.
Okay.
Aw, bless your pea-pickin heart!
in Bozeman on 9/11?
Before I ran for Congress, I was a stay-at-home mother of six.
- What's that? - Korean barbecue.
(SIGHS) I had such plans for you, Richard.
God, I feel like somebody's playing a trick on him.
or any of the other great female golfers
- But he's really a sweetheart. - Oh, how nice.
and she's got your balls in her hand
then our navy and our allies will be very glad
in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress.
God, Polly's not gonna think that I was yelling at her, will she?
It looks really beautiful.
Okay. I get that. I respect that.
Ugh, yeah.
Oh, what a feeling, I am dancing on the debt ceiling.
No, no. Right. Ma'am, let me explain.
Come on, Tom. You wanted to fuck me that night.
♪ Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, a dreidel I will play... ♪
- Couple times. - Good.
she says, Nyet, after much prayerful consideration,
- Please? - All right, I'll talk to everyone.
out there for special advisor, but she insisted she couldn't think of any, so...
I would like to get back to questions
all captured on amateur video.
Okay, how big?
- I can't. I can't. - Mike.
Every year it means a month of horny Senate aides looking down my blouse.
- No, I am fucking you tonight. - I'm gonna fuck you.
- Wonderful, thank you. - And Happy New Year. Nadia, let's go.
- Abstain? - Yes, ma'am.
That doesn't look like Santa.
I have a question. I need to know how you...
Oh, I love your district.
This is mainly focused on our first responders.
She's a saint.
- Thank you so much. - This is Paul Graves, purple state.
Jim, if our nation's enemies decide to drop the puck on hostilities,