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I mean, skating rink's good for a male candidate,
in a tie that's not made out of string.
holiday party for congressional members and their families.
but it's cold and gals tend to nip out.
The Hill's 50 Hottest Staffers list is out.
So win or lose, I'm out of here.
- She saw you in The Hill. - Oh.
I think I want to hear
Wonderful, because, you know, never forget.
Indeed, yes.
What are you doing here, Teddy?
She has destroyed the economy,
- Oh, thank you, Satan. - I think this is a game changer.
Big shoes. You know what that means, right?
GARY: What's up?
I'm sorry, I don't know...
and the toll just went up.
Can't argue with that. Maybe you should run for Congress.
- You got the hockey job. Perfect. - Where are you headed?
We want to reauthorize the amphibious fighting boat
I'm starving.
Find a woman who was on it last year, but not this year.
- Excellent. Then, Madam President... - Yes?
This is Congressman Baines from Arizona.
Seriously, can you really not tell time?
- Thank you. Hey. - Hey.
We do have to warn you, though,
And once you're all done with them, I'll move in
- (APPLAUSE) - Oh.
- Is it true that... - Oh, I just heard the buzzer.
- (MUSIC PLAYING) - (CHATTER)
Nev-add-a. I told POTUS that there are other qualified people
just like Inbee Park or Lydia Ko
There you go, Amy. Problem solved.
She said she never fully agreed to endorse you or support you.
- Just say it. - Will you stop it?!
Just admit it. Just say the truth for once in your life.
- Yes. Go. Turn, go. - Mm-hmm.
If you think that you are getting
our commander-in-thief.
- That's right. - Always remember.
- That's... - Okay, and she's down on her knees
Listen, any time you want Caps tickets,
- but I've got to go deal with... - You're a busy girl.
Although pocket pool is more my game.
We talked about this. The wife of Congressman Platt designed it.
All right, let's get to this. Let's make it quick.
I'm going to CL International Time.
JUDY: Thank you all so much for coming.
and you're a sloppy weekend drunk. Now get with it.