Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you vote to raise the debt ceiling?
You listen to me, you fucking weirdo.
- I am engaged. Mm-hmm. - (GASPS) Wow!
Look at this picture. No way, look who's 21.
- How are you? - He asked.
JONAH: Hi. Jonah Ryan. Thanks for coming out tonight.
I saw a blanket out front that said Air Force One on it.
That is the end of the third period.
and to me.
I should thank you 'cause it was a wake-up call
faster than you can bedazzle a fucking sweatshirt.
But what could O'Brien offer him that's better than the vice presidency?
Oh, all my friends are here.
Turns out there's an actual guy by that name. They put him in instead.
- Oh, bullshit! - Okay, well, then I got no fucking idea.
Oh, Polly, look at this.
- Let's cut the shit, Selina. - Oh, here it is.
What? Well, that just makes a mockery of the very idea of hot rankings.
Mother Mary dry humping a pillow.
You can count on my vote, Madam President.
WOMAN: Madam President.
- What are you doing? - What?
- Mazel. Yeah. - Good luck.
- Your name is Jonah, right? - Yeah.
- Then what did she say, Will? - She's pretty furious about it, sir.
REPORTER: Good evening. We begin with some shocking footage
And if I do win, I will have my administration
- You're number 26, Mr. Egan. - Yeah, five years in a row now.
- Hi, Mom. - Hi, darling.
Does she know I'm not the president of Cuba?
And moments before you're about to come
Or do I need to shove a box of White House M&Ms
Are they gonna get put away or something?
and squirt a half gallon of ropey jism
because you're a bully and Jonah Ryan stands up to bullies.
Although either one would explain why she never shaves her legs.
you look like us, but there's a little piece missing.
Oh, Candi Caruso is who you are.
- That's great. - Tom!
Okay, hold on. Let me see if I can just explain this to you
You noticed the hockey references? Shit, I thought they were seamless.
Never. You know what I really have a hankering for?
Well, he must be stopped.
And, by the way, by messing around with that pretty boy
the vote goes to the Senate. I explained this on election night.
Fuck me, Amadeus.
Take care. (CLEARS THROAT)