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We have suffered...
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
Yeah?
pretty boy...
She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering...
Gods of the universe...
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
We open on some sleeping children.
Now, I return to Asgard to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne...
It doesn't feel like a curse.
Don't touch my things.
If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps?
Take care of my crew. This is gonna be hard for them.
Such as...
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You have suffered.
Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane.
Real busy.
Cowards must have run away. We'll find them.
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
I mean, we're gonna die.
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
Especially after their king made them all go to self-defense classes.
They begged you for mercy...
Can you do that?
-Yes, you do. -I've never had that in my life.
That's the sound of lightning.
?
He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
'cause I've got my weapon out there.
You need your energy to fight this thing.
What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome.
Especially not Zeus' bum.
Finally!
Terrible!
That's essential.
No, no, no. That's gotta stay in there.
This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things...
and I intend to honor his wishes.
Buddy, if I may...
It's perfect.
-All right, let's go get it! -No, no, no, wait!
Not her.
when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
I'm okay.
now, you shut up.
So, Chill, baby cake
-Hi.
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
Choose love.
No, that's not it. No, that's not it.
After thousands of years of living, you don't seem to know who the hell you are.
Kill all the gods.
No, that's not it.
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
Just as the sword empowered me...
You and Mjolnir, you know.
Mighty Zeus!
that goes something like this...
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
Funny.
he will not reach Eternity.
which is how I've been feeling for a long time.
Where? Where are you? I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories.
Ready to go for a ride?
Because all of the bods that Thor had worn over the years...
Not to worry. Got it open and got you all sorts of goodies.
Jane, it's Stage Four.
-Axl. -Astrid.
And his brother, again.
but you're not getting what the universe is actually trying to tell you...
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
All right. Everybody, just relax. The goats are gonna be fine.
The one that got away.
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
And that's my look.
Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you.
Anxious.
the God of Thunder.
We gotta get her out of here!
You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing.
But wait! Brother!
Yes.
Ah, did it?
Which you accepted, and now must take with you.
It's his source of power. He won't survive long without it.
No, that's not it.
What's the point of more time of this?
Rapu.
Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
"I'll see you in Valhalla where we shall drink mead and..."
And again.
Father!
So, chill, baby cake.
Yes.
I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect.
I'm sorry.
I'm putting them down.
-Oh, hey! -Hey.
Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one.
I love being king. I love my people...
We need you here.
What?
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
and I think it's getting better.
-What are you doing? -She's taking minutes.
Slow down.
Do you think my god will be there, Ninny of the Nonny?
-(SWORD STABBING) -(FLOWER GODS GASPING)