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Goodbye, old friend.
If it's revenge you seek...
I haven't forgotten...
I got you.
Look, it's Thor!
Who can tell? I mean, this is a very, very bad situation.
Excuse me. What is that?
-How many catchphrases have there been? -A lot.
Oh, I hate to break it to you...
Yeah. Beautiful.
Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
He's murdering en masse.
I love them! They should live with us forever!
Very loyal creatures.
Five minutes to departure!
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
I wanna feel shitty about you.
For Asgard.
I know you think your lab work is something you have to do...
magical.
It's a trap!
Time to die!
You're back!
Order.
Mommy!
No.
Okay, that's very sharp!
to their dozy little fishing village turned tourist destination.
Zeus!
My friend is in danger. We must go at once.
Meeting people. They're a great conversation starter.
Did you ever have a special someone?
Look at it.
-Hey, can I run something by you? -Yeah.
We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword...
which means he could kill us.
In return for your service, please accept these gifts.
I missed you.
Do not worry. Do not worry.
I tell you one time...
All Porn And Masturbation will die.
Darryl, get me all the names of the children who have been lost.
Our greatest champions, now laid to waste.
Order!
he went and built an axe which was forged in the heart of a dying star.
There's no one left to worship you.
No. No. You?
You ever see Event Horizon?
Yes.
It's me, Thor.
Am I sensing feelings?
and she...
Shackle!
Disguise off. Cool?
But just because he was done loving, didn't mean he was done fighting.
Well, you moved on quick, didn't you?
So cool.
You seek love.
Go and find anything you can pick up.
And I have to stay up all night and clean all of this up.
No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
There he is!
Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round.
Yeah. I think we can do that.
I take off your disguise.
You etched too hard dammit!
I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist from New Mexico...
Scared.
Every time you use it, it's draining all of your mortal strength...
Now what do you wanna do?
Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it.
in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla...
So, you still rollerblading?
What you up to, bro?
She's in a lot of pain, but she is stable.
And together they embarked on a journey of love.
My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty...
The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
-Space dolphins. -What?
All of you.
-Are you sure? -I'm okay.
Now I put your clothes back on!
For this is the Golden Temple of the god.
You'll get no sympathy here from me.
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No.
Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis.
What did I say? I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
Actual disguises.
It's your choice, Jane.
Good luck, bro.
That's a good one.
Not that it matters.
-There's no card. -There's a card.
Oh, shit.
Don't be afraid.
Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous.
An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
It's quite the view, huh?
Crazy.
because he had found something to live for, something to love for.
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
Sorry.
Every color signifies a different emotion.
Listen, I've got a plan, okay? I'm putting together a really, really good team.
Why not have one more adventure?
Watch those movies.
Come on.