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We're here to take you home.
I wanna kill this guy.
Did you pray to the gods...
But I don't know...
For the odds may be against us, but I'll tell you this for free...
So how you feeling with the old stab wound?
The future of Asgard was secure.
But to those who know them best...
Let go of my friend.
Listen.
And flick!
May you make as many memories with her as I have.
Okay, no, time out.
And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod...
Fifteen minutes to departure!
but they will not help you.
Yeah. Something like that.
Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose.
So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
But you taught me...
Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear any of what I just said?
Remember that the Gate to Eternity is at the literal center...
Welcome to Valhalla.
In times like this, we need to unite, come together.
Not on the children.
We were just talking.
So, it's like a wishing well?
you must stay.
An actual holiday!
He's famous for his entrances.
Did you say Zeus?
Really?
I mean, it's not really what I'm into...
just trying to get out.
Come, come, gather round.
-Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan.
Play that one.
You cannot come to the picnic!
Thor.
But it is a top-notch team...
-You love them. -No, I don't.
I just want to say that was very, very impressive what you did back there.
Like that.
We bum-rush him, take the bolt, ding-dong.
but it slowly corrupts and kills whoever wields it, which means...
if they be true of heart is therefore worthy...
You have suffered.
Great seeing you.
Bae, your cape's on fire.
I'll call the axe when you call the dentist.
Don't touch everyone's favorite things. Don't touch everyone's favorite things.
But today you're Asgardians.
Every god watches over their own peoples.
Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
Oh, no. No. Korg!
-Okay.
-Kill all the gods. -Summon the Unionen
-Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs.
How do you feel now?
I wanna be with you, Jane.
Look at you.
You wanna tell me why you just threw Stormbreaker out the window?
Silence! Silence!
but that hammer is killing you.
Beautiful.
And you guys, go tie those goats to the front.
-Korg. Korgi! -Here I am!
What?
God of Disaster...
Flick to hard Damn it
I hereby open...
What's this?
It is people. It is you!
Even Heimdall's son...
Jane Foster.
I knew you could do it.
Better to close off your heart than feel the pain.
but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon.
and all it might hold.
Come on. Come on, buddy.
Trying to figure out who I am, and just felt a little bit lost.
What do we know about this guy?
It's not a card.
You know nothing of being a god.
Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you.
Stormbreaker, stop this!
No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with.
-The stripy ones? -They look nice.
I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday."
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
And then the goat boat came in, rescued us...
Thank you for looking after my son.
This thing. This thing.
Thor, where are you?
And Thor read that note.
I knew a little girl just like you.
The old ex-girlfriend.
Have you told anyone else besides me?
Have some wine, have some grape.
When we get together We're gonna get it on
Mommy, don't leave me.
Now...
I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died.
Now collect your weapons.
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
Look up there, guys!
I put my faith in a higher power...
Thor.
That means escaped.