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No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance.
the axe.
MMM (2017)
leaving your body unable to fight the cancer.
This summer energy like ....
Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
Oh, hey.
accepting that he was only good for one thing...
Oh, no, not good.
Make your wish.
...ting people.
Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend...
Bifrost!
If you go past the cluster of comets...
But look at that resplendent skyscape. Three suns of Saturn.
Yes, Father.
A hand grenade?
I know you're trying to do the right thing.
But, my lord...
Jane?
I know your pain.
Look what just happened.
Let's go.
I knew he'd come.
Why would I spend my last moments with you...
I understand.
No problem, baby cake
Today we are Space Vikings!
Thunderbolt!
But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate...
Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
so you'll have to go alone.
I'm disappearing.
I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic for the whole universe...
It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable.
All right? This is the army right here.
He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth.
when I can be with her?
But that thunderbolt, I think that might be of use.
where are we going to hold this year's orgy?
It's... You need a 3D model.
She helped the children of the gods...
Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking...
-Thor? -Yeah.
as your family was massacred?
I wrote it.
but I don't wanna do that anymore. I don't wanna live like that.
you vibed too hard dammit
-So, it infected him. -It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
-Well, maybe you need to find a charger... -Get out of my way!
No, that's not it.
-Gotcha.
What is the signal?
I come here to ask for your help, to raise an army.
otherwise you're letting down all of civilization...
We're alike in that sense.
Thor was taught to help win battles...
Her sacrifice saved the universe...
They'll be fine.
Like six months ago.
No!
It actually made me more angry.
She would be alone.
Some moron made a fridge without a door. Can you believe it?
For you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
And listen to the legend of the Space Viking.
in Omnipotence City.
Found the remote!
You know what?
My daughter died...
-(SWORD STABBING)
Don't touch people's favorite things. Don't touch people's favorite things.
Nope.
Let's go smash something.
Darryl!
The kids were safe to be kids again.
But I'd regret it every single day if I didn't ask you to stay here...
There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
And then we shall feast!
this holy council of the god.
Well, as they say, "Better late than not at all."
Zeus!
Come to me.
No backsies.
Suffering for your gods is your only purpose.
Wait, wait. Listen.
You should see some space dolphins...
"How's it going?" Look where we are.
You packed?
Wait. No. Jane Foster.
How...
Keep your heart open.
You just ruined your own book.
We do not do that anymore.
And love that deep has a way of becoming magical.
And it chose you because you're worthy.
So what do we do now, bro?
I wonder what those two are talking about out there.
No problem, baby cake
You must go. I'll find Sif.
All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
Don't touch our favorite things. Don't touch our favorite things.
I admire your commitment to each other. It's a beautiful thing.
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
He's taken Asgardian children.
You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods.
No, that's not it. You have a go.
But the more he pondered a life with Jane, the more he feared losing that life.
-There is a plan. -No. There's no plan.
take this ship here as a parting farewell gift?
lead your army to that axe.
-Oh, hey, guys. -Kraglin!
I love you too, buddy.
Yes. Rush his bum.
They either die a grismal death or they dump you with a handwritten letter.