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Yes, it is.
Not too bad for a human.
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
Eternity.
for limited time only...
Particularly.
There's the god of magic, the god of dreams...
that you should at least get the name right when you ask.
of the, "Most human souls sacrificed in the name of a god."
The time is right now.
-What's happening there? -Where?
That is the song that my dad sang to my other dad when they were courting.
King Yakan.
to make you feel this shitty.
Even when I'm gone, honey...
You can almost feel the power...
Back to work.
We need your lightning bolt.
What's Omnipotence City?
Korg!
That's my plan.
You pushed too hard, d@#it!
Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing!
Axl!
What a neat story!
And whatever happens...
What could be more relaxing than that?
And what about Thor, you ask?
Coming through.
Thor.
I broke your hammer!
What happened to, like, doing everything together?
How do we get up there? Do we just, like, fly?
And yeah, it got taken from me, and god, that hurts.
Eternity is a very powerful being at the center of the universe.
And then I heard Mjolnir calling me...
We'd be endangering the children.
Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle and never forgave yourself?
They will always be there for us.
Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
-of the universe. -Universe. Yes.
We could pull together the greatest team ever.
Oh, one more thing.
Anything that can handle space travel.
but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
Are you a Valkyrie?
Korg is dead.
Now you've got my six.
Mom!
He grew and he grew and he grew.
And now, it is time for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
You know, the good news is you're Asgardians.
-You have to listen to us! -That's it!
-I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay.
And what about the others?
Gorr has the Necrosword...
-Hello, everybody. -Well, well, look who it is.
Hurry, hurry!
Val!
You're a Viking now.
Beautiful. Beautiful things.
But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod...
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
and set off on some classic Thor adventures.
Come on.
when we get to the bad guy, what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase?
I've gotten an extra life.
How do you know?
All right, all right, all right.
You need me.
Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, and I don't know where she is.
it's like...
Look at those! They are wonderful.
-Thor is on his way. -Yeah!
Fascinating. And hot.
But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost.
Greek philosopher?
This Summer energy be like....you know the 2 guys Im talking bout 100 MILL....still dont make you REAL dont make you
Innocent?
You know, if we had a ship we could harness it...
and we're gonna have you home before you know it.
Ever since I picked up that hammer...
And I've been told you can summon them with a special whistle...
Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
Who or what is that?
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
Are you gonna do something?
Don't touch anyone's favorite things. Don't touch anyone's favorite things.
Heimdall!
With a hey ninny-nonny and a fair finny-fonny
People would whisper your name...
What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"?