Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, pick up the kids, kill the bad guy...

I know your pain, but this isn't the way.

Asgard is next.

Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.

They will fear us again...

Who do you think we are? The god police?

We need to find the damn remote so we can download the distress signal!

He's not going to make it.

It's an ancient weapon that's been passed through hands since the dawn of time.

to the Asgardian shake.

What's a Necrosword?

But what's important is we are on our way to you right now.

-I'll start the ship. -Thank you.

Who could have done something like this?

Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.

How are you feeling?

Well, where are they?

I'm now known as Axl.

I'll give you one guess.

-I said Axl. -Astrid.

How's the Einstein-Rosen Bridge?

It used to be that being a god, it meant something.

I wanna finish that mission.

So, I was thinking...

This is Glenda. We're married.

Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own...

Why should I seek love?

The one that got away.

Miek, we need detailed accounts from all the witnesses.

-And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking.

and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going...

Who's the new guy?

No, no. Too busy, don't have time, you know?

They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.

I was unworthy. I was unable to pick up that hammer.

So basically, we're up against a cursed, shadow-zombie kidnapper.

I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on.

-Everyone, please... -Where are the children?

You're next, Odinson!

You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.

My hero, Zeus...

I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. But the rest of it, she needs work.

but I told them that everything is going to plan.

The God Butcher is coming.

Anything goes here...

And their legend suddenly became myth.

Is this guy for real?

the last time I saw you, or didn't see you, because you left.

A human handshake...

Start the ship, my friends.

We are safe here.

If it's revenge you seek...

You better come back to me.

but now, peace shall reign.

I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.

I don't know, maybe we should split up.

I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay?

What kind of father would I be...

You cannot come to the orgy!

The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm...

Because I love you.

Now you're leaving again.

No. You're not.

I've been meaning to apologize.

and taught us all what it means to be worthy.

And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.

Wish us well, for we shall travel with the speed of Odin's ravens.

Stormbreaker, take us home.

with a dude I met called Dwayne.

They have traveled far, and have been given many names.

Yep. Jumped the gun.

All right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge...

Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!

And you want me not to do that?

She looked boring before.

-You survived. -Oh, shit.

Guys, they're bleeding. Get them to the infirmary. Now!

It has the ability to slay gods...

-you look after them, okay? -Okay.

couldn't hide the pain that he was feeling on the inside.

I think I lost my kidney.

Time is not right now.

You have a sister.

Battle experience?