Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Axl Heimdallson...

We're in a cage made of spikes.

I've missed you so much.

You want the kids back?

Axl! Get them home!

Didn't find them.

All you have to do is destroy that sword.

el demonio que contrate pa que me protegiera por toda la eternidad

No, you left. You did.

Can we do my plan now?

And although Jane didn't want to admit it...

Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive is his mouth.

Particularly now, in times of crisis.

-Axl! -It's asshole. Now listen to him!

Yes! Thunderbolt!

How are the children?

-Kill all the gods. -Summon the ̶B̶I̶F̶R̶O̶S̶T̶ Unionen

You cannot come to the orgy!

It's unlikely, sadly.

What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.

Yes, she's yours.

-G N' R. -Astrid...

Do you understand me, Hercules?

-Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good.

and they go down to a little lava pool, and they hold hands over the hot lava...

See you down there.

Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you.

This is where the most powerful creator gods in the universe hang out.

and etched their names in history.

was becoming quite the warrior.

So whatever you wanna do, we can do together.

I don't wanna talk about the temple.

I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor.

What does he mean, reach Eternity?

somehow, it just made sense.

Hey! There you are.

Means you pretty much have to die in battle...

I'll fight it my way, okay?

Bringer of Light.

No... I'm workshopping it.

The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other.

Oh, thanks, buddy.

We used our hearts and our minds to defeat the enemy...

And we're all gonna make some babies

Cool. Gonna check this place out.

Results are still coming back the same.

I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast.

You have to stop him.

folds space, so that point A and point B...

and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me.

Asgardian problems...

My daughter is the lucky one.

I know you can.

So, you got a girlfriend?

Where are the emotion gods?

Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer.

But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty.

I love you, sweetie.

Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.

And now, you're just trying to find answers in the bottom of a bottle...

Yeah, they're not talking.

And you know who won't help her?

When people find out they start acting weird. They're just different.

and meetings that could've been raven-mail.

When two Kronans wanna make a baby, they get together inside a mountain...

But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman named Jane Fonda.

and I meditated. Did you meditate?