Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like you to meet Lara.

It’s my new, cool, hip hashtag. Spread it around.

Josie the Pussycat.

It's a special cake, a ganja cake. It has vitamin A, vitamin B,

It's my new, cool, hip word. Spread it around like wildfire.

would have resulted in last month's cover story?

Guess what. what?

I just registered. Check it out.

Though I must speak for all of us here.

For, oh, I don't know how long

Hey, hey, hey, Merkin ain't jerkin'. He's workin'. OK?

what is the status of your story?

Josie, do you remember high school?

The way you loved me, loved me

We’re mitochondrial DNA.. double helix.

See, if I get on the South Glen baseball team,

I am Josie Geller, high-school student, senior class 1 999.

Tell me about it.

Now, this is the story.

"Josie Geller Blows Her Cover."

Ladies and gentlemen...

that could ruin my senior prom?

South Glen, class of 1999,

I will stand on the pitcher's mound

You know, last night at 7.30?

Try being named after a guitar-playing pussycat.

and that high school hasn 't changed.

I am happy. Besides, you are looking at

Have some cake.

I never made it to my prom.

I received an assignment, my first as a reporter,

would be OK with you calling me that.

Standard American calls for E-R.

Commence convention preparations! Just water & flax til convention

I'd say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady.

There's no lid.

Look over here!

It's been done.

It's OK, cos you're in uniform.

All right. Battery, transmitter. Plug it in.

OK, I'll be out in a jiffer.

George? what are you doing here?

Firecracker. He was a firecracker!

How about "the '80s"?

Nothing but exlax and water till vegas

Now get out there and get him!

A geek to the core, most of my childhood was spent

Um, by the way, it's "depend" because there's no S.

when you're my age,

And for one moment you get this amazing gift.

will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up.

(Mr. Coulson) whoa.

Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie!

and he agreed to meet with you.

Yeah, it's a little-known fact.

Man I don’t love her

Oh, my God. There's so many people here.

Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us.

and now she wants me to move to New York.

I'm sorry I'm late.

what I ended up finding was myself,

It's an analogy.

That is so sad.

Oh, my God! I'm... I'm actually speechless!

So this is my chance.

Get to know them, very well!

who seems so perfect in every way.

Actually, it's the plunging headfirst

Yes, desperately.

what do you think we are? Amateurs?

wow, you make a really beautiful prom queen.

for my first real kiss.

Trust me, I'm not the kind of girl who does things like this.

(Erase/Rewind by The Cardigans playing)

The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning.

Guys, Guy's guys!

All right, all right, look up, girl.

He just said that.

I said to myself,

It’s all about hydration.

Miss Kristin Davis...

will I play in the championship game?

Is this chocolate? OK.

I mean, "surprise", I was hoping...

Focus. Good work, good work. Easy, easy. Good work.

And I just wanna say that the burning sensation is totally normal.

I'm in the minors. It's game time!