Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Josie Geller Blows Her Cover."

I'm sorry I'm late.

It’s my new, cool, hip hashtag. Spread it around.

(Mr. Coulson) whoa.

(Erase/Rewind by The Cardigans playing)

South Glen, class of 1999,

Oh, my God! I'm... I'm actually speechless!

Guys, Guy's guys!

will I play in the championship game?

that could ruin my senior prom?

It’s all about hydration.

I'd say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady.

Now get out there and get him!

George? what are you doing here?

It's OK, cos you're in uniform.

Trust me, I'm not the kind of girl who does things like this.

and now she wants me to move to New York.

wow, you make a really beautiful prom queen.

Josie the Pussycat.

Now, this is the story.

Actually, it's the plunging headfirst

would be OK with you calling me that.

Have some cake.

See, if I get on the South Glen baseball team,

Man I don’t love her

You know, last night at 7.30?

All right, all right, look up, girl.

I never made it to my prom.

We’re mitochondrial DNA.. double helix.

For, oh, I don't know how long

for my first real kiss.

It's my new, cool, hip word. Spread it around like wildfire.

That is so sad.

Tell me about it.

Guess what. what?

Nothing but exlax and water till vegas

So this is my chance.

It's a special cake, a ganja cake. It has vitamin A, vitamin B,

It's been done.

what is the status of your story?

I will stand on the pitcher's mound

who seems so perfect in every way.

All right. Battery, transmitter. Plug it in.

Focus. Good work, good work. Easy, easy. Good work.

I received an assignment, my first as a reporter,

would have resulted in last month's cover story?

Though I must speak for all of us here.

Josie, do you remember high school?

How about "the '80s"?

Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us.

Yeah, it's a little-known fact.

I said to myself,

when you're my age,

will remain the most beautiful girls you have ever seen close up.

what do you think we are? Amateurs?

The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning.

I am Josie Geller, high-school student, senior class 1 999.

Ladies and gentlemen...

It's an analogy.

I am happy. Besides, you are looking at

Yes, desperately.

what I ended up finding was myself,

And for one moment you get this amazing gift.

He just said that.

Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie!

I'm in the minors. It's game time!

and he agreed to meet with you.

Try being named after a guitar-playing pussycat.

Oh, my God. There's so many people here.

The way you loved me, loved me

Hey, hey, hey, Merkin ain't jerkin'. He's workin'. OK?

OK, I'll be out in a jiffer.

Get to know them, very well!

I'd like you to meet Lara.

I just registered. Check it out.

Look over here!

Commence convention preparations! Just water & flax til convention

There's no lid.

Um, by the way, it's "depend" because there's no S.

Standard American calls for E-R.

And I just wanna say that the burning sensation is totally normal.

and that high school hasn 't changed.

Firecracker. He was a firecracker!

Is this chocolate? OK.

Miss Kristin Davis...

A geek to the core, most of my childhood was spent

I mean, "surprise", I was hoping...