Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're goucho pants. I got them on sale

I don't need your notes. I need your story.

Social Distancing

bribery, people jumping off buildings.

Yes, exactly. Major rufus.

This is what I know.

The bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf.

I'm not Josie Grossie anymore.

Call me when you've got it.

I don't believe this. George? Hm?

Billy Prince is asking you to the prom.

Don't worry. I'm gonna straighten this all out.

about my policy on interoffice dating.

Roger from Op-Ed?

I have some notes.

You have it defining the copy, and I'm

Hi, hello. willkommen! Entrez, entrez.

posed as a student and told you to like me.

May I have five minutes on the clock, please?

"That thing"? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

brand-new helmet, signed by Gordie Howe.

The poem. I knew he'd like the poem!

No, but I'm closing the pool.

you're the one.

Did I just say that out loud?

(mouths) Rufus?

In the midnight hour...

I had my own office, unlimited stationery supplies

Hey, Rob. what do you wanna be when you grow up?

I was just trying to do my job, and then things happened.

Right. Right, right.

But there's something different about asking in person.

That is so wrong.

This is my ninth inning.

The prom is going to be rufus. what's "rufus"?

Excuse me, I'm trying to get to a tennis game.

Hello, you guys.

I don't know how that happened.

But you're 23 years old.

How do we arrange this? what do I do?

Commence convention preparations! Just water & ex-lax til convention

one person to think you're cool, and you're in.

Do you know the sports guy, Jim Lakin?

Thank you all for coming.

You will spend your lives trying to keep others down

The game isn't over. I just thought it was.

on a yacht in the South of France.

I'll get my mom's car and I'll drive.

OK, anyone else?

when I finally get kissed, I'll know.

In a land to a shining sea

Gibby gave me champagne!

Love is what you came for

through her Harlequin Romance phase.

Hustle, hustle! Come on, girls!

I made friends with a whole table of Rastafari.

(British accent) I'm late for lab.

what are you thinking about?

Don't you want to show 'em? Gus, Billy Prince, yourself.

(Gibby) Hey, Rob.

Someone's gettin' hooked up!

I have seen your tapes. Compelling stuff.

we got some underage hotties on our hands here.

whoo! whoo! Yeah!

You know, you should go out every now and then.

This is so not a dream.

Tell you a story. My first season of peewee hockey...

(chuckles) Anita? what?

It's not that hard, Josie.

what is this? Like a lemon-meringue pie color or something?

is when I'm playing ball, when I'm part of a team?

Hearing everything you said

A couple of months is like ten years in Bambi life.

Love is for free

(She Bop by Cyndi Lauper playing)

(Cut Chemist Suite by Ozomatli playing)

to have sex with the school mascot

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

Me. Queens' College

So, I'll see you tonight, 7.30, Na-Na's, right?

Did I tell you that Lisa has hemorrhoids?

Tom Cruise, Risky Business.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Loser!

Everybody goin' nuts?

That's, of course, if it's OK with the rest of the double helix.

You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea!

You graduated at the top of your class. You work for a newspaper.

for three weeks, and I had to read about this in the Trib.

Damn, girl. You are a writer.

Excuse me. what's in the coleslaw?