Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

words are my life!
But I'm not a penguin.
I think you're gonna be a great reporter.
"Student-teacher relations: how close is too close?"
It's too late, Josie, you know?
How old am I?
So, Anita, you and Roger in Op-Ed.
Hi, Guy!
You're right.
Hi, Mr. Rigfort.
from Lakeshore Community College yet?
Just a reminder, your papers are due next week.
It's so weird that you name your cars.
talk to her about a baseball scholarship.
And the theme is… The millennium!
welcome to my little humble abode, you know?
I thought she was gonna kill us all.
what are you doin'?
You have to say that cos you're my teacher.
It's a comfy bed.
Oh.
Party's at Rob's!
Come on! A little more commitment, Geller!
Just water and Exlax til Vegas
And they're not dating. They're having sex.
That's me!
Guy is totally crunching on you.
why? You don't think I can do it?
And that's the theme of As You Like It.
I'm feeling good. I feel real good.
(over PA) Hey, kids, Sydney here. Bad news about the prom.
Out on a school night?
Uh...
Or maybe I should just laser my gums.
Geller, you wanna be a reporter?
that Dutton did on pesticides in our supermarkets.
(sobbing)
You guys, what is the one thing
Yeah, it seems lame.
and perhaps a beginning to the next chapter of my life,
I always feel like kind of a goofball in these penguin suits,
(group) Make way for the Denominators!
It's like The Young and the Restless.
well, honestly, I was terrible. I couldn't skate.
She is amazing.
Come on, let's dance. I'm Tom Cruise.
In the summer ends
Don't make me send you another memo
And 3x2 is 6
Really?
There's, I mean, serious couples in there.
Uh... You're here for the sex talk?
when people like me
All the desks are facing, like, evil, you know?
(announcer) A high hopper to third base, but...
"1 7-year-old Kristin Davis says
To high school, because I'm a high-school student.
Thank you. No.
Kirsten, that bran muffin has, like, 75 grams of fat.
wait, please don't walk away.
are you ready to party?
when she said "Nobody will buy the ice-cream truck
Yeah, same here.
Shake it easy, buddy.
we sit here. Yeah.
I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it.
Tell me you got something on Coulson.
trying to impress you people!
why don't you go home, fickle around on your calculator,
The feelin ' inside Is ten stories high
What i ask people who think Trudeau is a good leader
doing extra homework I requested from the teacher.
in a vat of coleslaw, you got nothing.
Lookin' good, guys.
All right.
You said that already.
I used to go out with her, man.
But I wasn't gonna go to college.
It’s Kirsten
I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun-Times.
She dated the drummer from the Big Bad Voodoo Daddys?
Geller, move it! Pick up your feet!
Social Distancing
Summer will come again I could be happy
He is so hot.
And the princes are:
"prom" comes from "promenade",
I don't know.
Ooh.
Now, you know that my inspiration for these stories comes,
where are you gonna put it?
And the theme is…
Practicing my surprised face for when they name prom court.
I'm good.
and getting me my copy by five.
Hang on a second.
When people require masks for "safety purposes" You guys are still telling that lie?
and every other reporter in the area would cover your game?
why don't you just borrow Mom's car?
(At My Most Beautiful by R.E.M. playing)
we do things we wouldn't do in ordinary life.
I don't know why But I keep thinking
Yes.
(Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get what I want by the Smiths playing)