Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

would you like to join the Denominators?

Everything will turn out all right

It was a long time ago.

Did I miss the crowning?

Five chickens had to die just so she could look stupid

(Three Is a Magic Number by Blind Melon playing)

Gibby gave me champagne!

Oh, man, who told you?

Eight, seven...

and even money that that kid pokes himself with the sword.

You know what's a weird word? "Fork."

(over PA) Now the prom. Voting on the prom theme is complete,

and everything around you becomes hazy.

what? You were hoping what? That I'd be happy?

Hey, Josie, who did Archie date? Betty or Veronica?

Take you to Heaven tonight

My life happened.

"Does he hear my heart screaming his name?

Once the floor stops spinning, let's have sex.

and I could work around it?

for five minutes, prior to the first pitch.

I'm gonna go get some more punch,

Josie, you look so...

Yeah, baby! Mm! whoo!

(Uncle Bill's Ride by Mister Jones playing)

It's impossible. why?

That's not a theme.

That rhymes. Yikes... Bikes!

Monday Vibes @dollandthebracelet

I can't believe he just said that.

"To look at love from every angle.

(Until You Loved Me by the Moffatts playing)

"My first undercover feature, by Josie Geller"!

Not just one. A whole table!

No, Jason, it's not a stick of gum. It's "rufus". "Rufus."

Cheap wine coolers and fire in a trash can Where do I sign up?

But she looks in my eyes And makes me realize

without sharing this humiliating history.

So unless a kid killed himself cos he was being paid

to come watch their games. why?

Um, why don't we talk about that later?

Tell me what you're thinking.

Don't you want to show 'em the cool kids don't freak you out anymore?

Kill Anita for picking out this outfit. Find and destroy sombrero.

Beeper, appears legitimate. Computer organizer. Recording device.

Never knew what love was Oh, yeah

I'm not 21. I'm 1 7, and I still attend high school.

Yikes. Strikes!

THREE SIX NINE WHAT

Um, it's a suburb of Bali proper.

Manufactured at the Tiki Post.

Spread it around like wildfire!

I've kissed guys. I just haven't felt that thing.

OK, right, 7.30. Yeah.

All I wanted was to be accepted.

This is the most beautiful prom I've ever been to.

Hi. Hey! Oh, hi.

Rufus! It’s my new hip word. Spread it around like wildfire!

and figure out how many lifetimes

but "Hi, I'm Rob, and I run the Tiki Post"?

Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter.

A little surprise for you.

Gus, when you wanted to learn how to knit,

I think I am in love with you.

Please sit. Josie, right. Mi casa es su casa.

((I Just) Died In Your Arms by Cutting Crew playing)

I don't even know your parents' line. I was really worried.

I'll give it to you

But you could start before next semester,

Standard British, R-E. So, unless you're

Class, today we have the pleasure of exploring

we're Rosalind and Orlando.

And for Rosalind, her male costume

I helped 'em. My life had meaning.

we are not screwed.

You're only seventeen

You did. You knit?

Have a good evening.

"'Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at the Court on Saturday night.'"

I wasn't even thinking.

All you need is the right person,

Commence convention preparations!

No, it's their turn to do the Franklin Mint potluck dinner.

and I got him to look at your writing,

..pastoral comedy. Now, does anyone know what that means?

You guys, victory dance.