Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Billy Prince is asking me to the prom?

If this man accepts my apology,

Um... we've combined a few classes today here for the seminar.

Man, you were wasted.

OK, maybe we should sit down.

we have a special cake for you.

But I guess you'd actually know that if you passed bio.

Um... Please come here.

So let's hear something about you.

And there's still that one guy,

we've been going out for five years,

My family raised sheep.

She told me Baby, when you race today

Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, did I look fat?

Pain in the vag! It's my new phrase spread it around it'll catch on like wildfire!

And 3x1 is 3 of course

Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school?

I wanna be radio jockey, a journalist, a chemist, a professional pianist & violinist

You are a great writer.

She's, like, the heiress to the Ex-Lax fortune.

when she makes love to me

Love is what I came for Love is what's in store for

Josie, maybe Gus has a point.

I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!

You had such a shot at playing college ball.

When the government says shut downs are necessary

You drinking tonight?

Some of us will always be rattling cages.

Find out who you are

well... I like a man who gets right to the point.

(Suburban Life by Kottonmouth Kings playing)

Cos when we get the money and the power, the women come to me.

It took me forever to get here.

(over PA) This is Sydney, student body president.

There's something I wanna tell you, too.

Look, I get to have a sword.

Um... They had a really nice facility.

in the back of a van, you're gonna wish you'd listened to your mom

"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.'

I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry.

It's OK for an after-school job and all,

..20-minute handstand. Freaked the yogi right out.

Oh, sorry, there's no room at this table.

work, Merk, work, Merk, work it.

Hey, you remember that story?

This is a projectile launcher.

a pompous American, I would go with E-R.

Hey, wait. Like, how good?

It's not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun.

Are you sure you're 1 7?

I have to go die now.

In a land called Every Man's Fantasy.

Shakespeare's point is that when we're in disguise, we feel freer.

If the bucket's a-rocking, don't come a-kn-kn-knocking!

You'll get jiggy with them.

Bleuch. It's like the All-Humiliation Network.

well, that'll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.

That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen.

We’re DNA, Double Helix

Marshall, "the Duke"?

But safe sex is really important.

I ask him to come kiss me

Uh... you like a guy, you do it with him.

A vintage classic. It's just for a couple of months.

This is not a half-a-page article.

Don't worry, Rob. I put premium gasoline in her.

Bali? The island nation of Bali.

His girlfriend.

I don't wanna put extra pressure on you,

and I have never fully recovered.

High school would not have been the same without him.

I came by to check on you. I was worried about you.

Love could come along

Maybe we could all go on a double date.

The right guy's out there. I'm just not gonna

I'm Rob's prom date.

Just water and ex lax til Aunt Pattys!

I feel like I'm really ready to do it.

as an ending to this article,

You can't refuse to sell me a ticket to prom.

I'm sorry. I didn't know they were assigned.

This is fine. This is fine.