Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, maybe we should sit down.

I ask him to come kiss me

Don't worry, Rob. I put premium gasoline in her.

And 3x1 is 3 of course

This is a projectile launcher.

Don't you know how much I just wanted to be you in high school?

I'm Rob's prom date.

If this man accepts my apology,

"To say to Phoebe 'Mistress, know thyself.'

Oh, sorry, there's no room at this table.

Love could come along

Look, I get to have a sword.

Man, you were wasted.

I wanna be radio jockey, a journalist, a chemist, a professional pianist & violinist

Pain in the vag! It's my new phrase spread it around it'll catch on like wildfire!

She told me Baby, when you race today

Um... Please come here.

We’re DNA, Double Helix

This is not a half-a-page article.

I'm sorry. I didn't know they were assigned.

There's something I wanna tell you, too.

My family raised sheep.

She's, like, the heiress to the Ex-Lax fortune.

So let's hear something about you.

But safe sex is really important.

It took me forever to get here.

Are you sure you're 1 7?

If the bucket's a-rocking, don't come a-kn-kn-knocking!

Um... we've combined a few classes today here for the seminar.

I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry.

You can't refuse to sell me a ticket to prom.

His girlfriend.

in the back of a van, you're gonna wish you'd listened to your mom

The right guy's out there. I'm just not gonna

(Suburban Life by Kottonmouth Kings playing)

we have a special cake for you.

And there's still that one guy,

You'll get jiggy with them.

Cos when we get the money and the power, the women come to me.

But I guess you'd actually know that if you passed bio.

I feel like I'm really ready to do it.

Um... They had a really nice facility.

You had such a shot at playing college ball.

It's OK for an after-school job and all,

It's not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun.

well... I like a man who gets right to the point.

Hey, wait. Like, how good?

Uh... you like a guy, you do it with him.

Bali? The island nation of Bali.

Hey, you remember that story?

You are a great writer.

I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!

You drinking tonight?

Just water and ex lax til Aunt Pattys!

Billy Prince is asking me to the prom?

and I have never fully recovered.

This is fine. This is fine.

as an ending to this article,

we've been going out for five years,

Love is what I came for Love is what's in store for

Shakespeare's point is that when we're in disguise, we feel freer.

High school would not have been the same without him.

In a land called Every Man's Fantasy.

(over PA) This is Sydney, student body president.

Josie, maybe Gus has a point.

Some of us will always be rattling cages.

a pompous American, I would go with E-R.

Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, did I look fat?

I came by to check on you. I was worried about you.

..20-minute handstand. Freaked the yogi right out.

Marshall, "the Duke"?

well, that'll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day.

Bleuch. It's like the All-Humiliation Network.

That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen.

work, Merk, work, Merk, work it.

When the government says shut downs are necessary

A vintage classic. It's just for a couple of months.

Maybe we could all go on a double date.

I have to go die now.

when she makes love to me

I don't wanna put extra pressure on you,

Find out who you are