Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, great. Totally rufus.

OK, OK, enough.

Single Lonely rider in bucket 5

If you've never kissed a guy, we have bigger problems than underwear.

Do you think I should bleach my teeth?

You're afraid of the Ferris wheel?

Lonely ride in bucket five!

Of course I do, Josie.

Do you remember what they called you in high school?

"The Terrible Truth About Coleslaw."

I would not have been the same without him.

Alpo, the dog park is that way.

And when they meet them, they know.

I know this woman.

You're only seventeen

You know, you can't just come in here

we'll go to Heaven tonight

Don't you know it feels so bad sometimes

She is going down.

Hello, everybody else still working here.

Just take along my love with you

He's my teacher.

Oh, stop your crying You could be happy

(Josie) Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.

Last time I checked this was a free country

Everyone will be too scared to question it.

Aloha. welcome! Every customer gets a free lei.

I taught those guys things.

If you don't hurry, we'll miss the whole thing.

Appears legitimate.

Cos when you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath

(mobile phone ringing)

(crowd) Josie! Josie! Josie!

Even money the kid pokes himself with the sword

"To free both hearts, not in judgment but in equality. "

I mean, every word out of your mouth has been a complete lie.

Mary, Mikester Rufus kegger

because it makes you feel more important!

what the hell kind of story are you pitching?

Just for one day to know what it was like to be popular.

Those girls are still there,

You know, it's funny. Proms always make me a little sad.

You don't think I can grab a bull's balls?

That was great, you guys. That was great.

when you call my name It's like a little prayer

we're gonna blow the lid off it!

You're welcome.

Go to Heaven when you make me happy

You're only seventeen

I knew it! You are a loser!

You can have my Buick LeSabre and name it anything you want.

They're so different.

Last I checked, this was a free country.

The popular kids and I...

Sometimes opposites attract.

Thank you. watch your step.

I helped you. I got you everything you wanted.

the right scout sees me,

(Rob) Rager party, tonight at my house, baby. Yeah!

Crossing the seas, to look for that someone

cos you feel so lucky that you found it

"My name is Josie. I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania, the Keystone State."

Thanks. So do you.

You just have to find your story.

Plus, I'm popular.

OK, so, like, what are you guys' hopes and dreams?

Erase and rewind

so I can't do my notes...

Love is what you're waiting for

'Cause I've been changing my mind

(toilet flushes)

Nah, man, she's cool.

You're at South Glen South? They have a killer baseball team.

I came by to say hello.

I know her. You mean Loser?

Tonight, tonight we'll ride

Two weeks, Miss Geller.

Sorry I'm late.

which none of you are.

I mean, Veronica had the great legs.

Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.

Someone once told me that to write well,

Love is a cancer, love ain 't benign

with his mysterious confidence,

(Peppy Rock by BTK playing)

Everyone thinks he can write,

I know. Five chickens had to die just so she could look stupid.

And I'm Evening Gown Barbie.

You wash your hair now. You're not Josie Grossie anymore.

"I have a date with Roger from Op-Ed tonight,

Thanks, Coach Romano.

two days before the championship!

You wanna be popular.