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Good luck to each of you.
This is a single round-robin event.
♪ And have some supper And let the evening pass by ♪
I've been calling.
And maybe high, too. Why not?
Benny, under what mound do you hide your drinking glasses?
No, uh, Coke is fine.
♪ Black as the dark night she was ♪
♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪
[sighs]
who accuse you of being too glamorous
while I think about my main course.
[slurps, gulps]
♪ Her weapons were her crystal eyes ♪
-What if I kick you in the crotch? -[chuckles]
But I will be subtracting what I paid to bury Mother.
[laughs]
That's my girl.
since we share your Christian ideals and aspirations.
My dad drank.
I didn't ask you to.
There's nothing keeping me in Kentucky.
Any questions?
You've never said hello.
[door closes]
["Venus" by Shocking Blue playing]
Fine.
Not that it worked.
[gentle piano music playing]
Of course.
Annette Packer.
[Benny] Here you go.
and you go on ahead, and do just what the hell you feel like.
[all applauding]
Good night.
♪ What he sounds like when he sings ♪
[Benny and Beth breathing heavily]
-Come on in, come on in. -[man] Good to see you.
We don't like to let anyone help us.
♪ I remember you ♪
I'm premed, so I have exactly zero time.
How romantic. [scoffs]
She's not.
Half an hour is more than enough time to take the pictures.
good luck.
[Alice] Men are gonna come along and wanna teach you things.
[panting]
You want another job?
[Benny] P to B4.
The kind of chess played by the best players in the world,
Seven thousand.
I'm not the one supposed to be in college, not working in a supermarket.
You can live here while you're looking for something permanent.
Oh, I don't like Scharz either, but I read him.
It's because they play together as a team,
I'll show you the receipts.
[air blowing]