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and you know, this is so awkward for a father
(Alexis giggles) - Wow!
Can no one find nude pictures of me on the internet?
No, the PIN number is my birthday.
- Yeah, why are you yelling at me right now?
They say it's through our children that we stay young.
- What, is there a problem?
It's the same PIN number that I've had for years!
- Okay, let's just leave it. - Um yeah, let's leave it.
They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was.
- (Gasps) Oh, you dirty dog!
And I'm one very grateful dad.
- We didn't time this.
- What about my birthday? - No!
- Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the internet.
If someone has to find naked pictures of me,
and we can't afford to eat right now, so.
- Okay, and how are your typing skills?
Thank you so much!
Should she have said something? - No, no.
- Okay! Okay.
better you than a stranger in a storm cellar!
But believe me, one day you will look at those photos,
- Uh, are you sure you don't want me to just leave you
- Oh!
And I don't wanna brag,
ALEXIS: Hey! Wait, can you help me please?
- Okay, how much do you actually need, though?
- Everything okay over here?
- Yeah, that's what I asked him.
and apparently quite prudish.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead.
- No, that's not me.
Happy Birthday!
- Okay, okay, that's enough. - Okay. Oh.
- Of course I used the proper PIN.
That was really beautiful.
And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae,
Have you ever worked as a receptionist before?
- Will I? - Mhmm.
You may currently think, "oh, I'm too spooky."
- Yeah, I don't know if that's something I wanna do right now.
- Oh, I loved those earrings.
- Okay, sure.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Working man!
- All right, first of all, just stop for one second,