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WE SCREW THIS UP, AND WE'VE BASICALLY MOONED A PIECE OF HISTORY.

AND TELLING STORIES ABOUT HOW HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MAGICIAN.

SEE YOU IN THERE.

ONE SANDWICH, PLEASE.

AND THEN I'D SAY, "WHAT IS THIS IN YOUR EAR?"

GET A LIFE. RORY'S FEELING A LITTLE TERRITORIAL TODAY.

YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP SMILING.

I THOUGHT SO. HELLO?

"WHY ARE WE WORKING SATURDAY?

SO I FIGURED I'D CHECK IT OUT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *

THE TENNESSEE WILLIAMS LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST PUT US OVER THE TOP.

WE HAVE TIME-WARPED WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

BECAUSE I AM REALLY NOT EXAGGERATING HERE.

IN BETWEEN, I CALL AND HANG UP ON HIM -- PATHETIC.

BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES LEFT

SO...NOT DANCING? NOPE.

I'M SORRY, JACKSON. I DIDN'T MEAN --

THANK YOU... AND GOOD LUCK.

OKAY...OKAY, HEART RETURNING TO NORMAL.

OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S GET TO WORK.

AND THE WHOLE ROOM WOULD LAUGH AND CLAP.

FINE. HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT ME, THEN.

AL'S IN ASSLESS CHAPS.

YOU THINK YOU'RE BUGGING ME STARING LIKE THAT?

TELLING SOOKIE THAT SHE NEEDS TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME

IS WHEN YOU HEAR THIS HORN.

I'M FOCUSING ON GETTING INTO HARVARD,

AND WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR IT.

NO, I'M NOT MAD -- I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE

AND HOW HE THOUGHT ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME.

NOW SAY, "THEN GET IN THERE AND MAKE ME MY SUPPER."

HEY, LORELAI, JUST WONDERING --

YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY YOU WERE FREAKED OUT

THERE YOU GO. IT'S ALL YOURS -- GOD HELP YOU.

YELLING AT YOU LIKE THAT,

SHE WAS GIVING ALL THE PEAS VOICES.

SPECTATOR KEN. JUST KEEP DANCING, YOU.

FIRST AID IS AVAILABLE IN MISS PATTY'S.

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE'D WANNA DATE ME.

ME, APPARENTLY. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

DID YOU TELL HER I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU?

JACKSON, HONEY, WAIT!

YOU'RE A DISTRACTION THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE.

I NEED A GREAT DANCE PARTNER THIS YEAR --

WITHOUT BIOLOGY FINALS AND HEADGEAR.

ACTUALLY, I THINK THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT THE SAME.

AND IN ADDITION TO THE 10-MINUTE REST PERIODS,

HE'S GOING DOWN. I HATE TO BRING THIS UP.

WE'VE BEEN RAISING MONEY TO RESTORE THAT STUPID BRIDGE FOR EIGHT YEARS.

AND YOU'RE BLOCKING MY SANDWICHES FROM THE REST OF THE ROOM.

HEY, JAMIE. HOW'S PRINCETON?

AND THAT HE'D CALL WHEN HE HAD MORE NEWS,

BUT THE LADY AT THE STORE SAID THEY HADN'T BEEN WORN A LOT.

TWICE LAST WEEK, AND MY COLORING WAS WONDERFUL.

LAST NIGHT, I MADE COQ AU VIN.