Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SO I CAN TELL THEM ABOUT THE GREAT SANDWICHES THEY MISSED.

BUT SURE -- IF I EVER HAPPEN TO MEET THE RIGHT PERSON,

FALLS DIRECTLY UNDER THAT CATEGORY.

SHE BOUGHT A COLOR PRINTER. COOL.

I'M SORRY, BABY. I'M SO, SO SORRY.

WHY ARE YOU CAUSING TROUBLE?

WITH THAT SHINY TEMPLE OF SILVER IMPORTANCE

AND THAT YOU WOULD CHOOSE TO TELL ME AT THIS MOMENT

DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS WOULD LOVE THESE SANDWICHES.

THAT IS, IF IT'S OKAY WITH LORELAI OR LUKE

I'M NOT READY TO GO. OH, REALLY?

I KNOW YOU WANT KIDS. I THOUGHT MAYBE ONE --

HEY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FOOD. HERE. ENJOY. BUH-BYE.

WHAT'S OBVIOUS? WHAT DID I DO? EVERYONE CAN SEE, RORY!

I HEARD YOU MENTION SHANE. SHANE ISN'T YOU.

OR HAVING SHOOTING PAINS OR ANY OTHER STROKE-LIKE SYMPTOMS,

"DANCING FOR THE DEVIL," AN ILLUSTRATED LOOK AT THE EFFECT OF DANCING

GOOD LUCK. CALL ME TOMORROW. I WILL.

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'VE RECENTLY SUFFERED A FACE-ALTERING CAR CRASH.

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR LATER, PLEASE?

WE WENT HOME, AND HE CALMED DOWN, AND...WE TALKED.

WHO ARE YOU? JESS.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER KID?

BUT THE LAST FIVE COUPLES WHO FINISH BEHIND THE RED LINE

LORELAI... OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

SOMEONE STRONG, NONKLUTZY, WITH LOTS OF STAMINA.

HE WORKS AT THE HARDWARE STORE.

NOT SO PATHETIC. I USED TO HANG UP ON DEAN.

SAYING, "COME ON, HO-HO. STAY WITH ME, HO-HO."

WHO'D YOU GET? STANLEY APPLEMAN.

KIRK HAS VERY LITTLE IN HIS LIFE. UH-HUH.

[ BOTH PANTING ]

THERE IS ONLY GOING TO BE ONE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE EVER.

BUT I-I -- I NEED YOU, DEAN!

OH, COOL -- PIZZA.