Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"DANCING FOR THE DEVIL," AN ILLUSTRATED LOOK AT THE EFFECT OF DANCING

FALLS DIRECTLY UNDER THAT CATEGORY.

[ BOTH PANTING ]

* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *

SOMEONE STRONG, NONKLUTZY, WITH LOTS OF STAMINA.

LORELAI... OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

WHAT'S OBVIOUS? WHAT DID I DO? EVERYONE CAN SEE, RORY!

I KNOW YOU WANT KIDS. I THOUGHT MAYBE ONE --

BUT THE LAST FIVE COUPLES WHO FINISH BEHIND THE RED LINE

WHO ARE YOU? JESS.

NOT SO PATHETIC. I USED TO HANG UP ON DEAN.

WITH THAT SHINY TEMPLE OF SILVER IMPORTANCE

WHY ARE YOU CAUSING TROUBLE?

HEY, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FOOD. HERE. ENJOY. BUH-BYE.

THERE IS ONLY GOING TO BE ONE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE EVER.

I HEARD YOU MENTION SHANE. SHANE ISN'T YOU.

BUT SURE -- IF I EVER HAPPEN TO MEET THE RIGHT PERSON,

YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS WOULD LOVE THESE SANDWICHES.

SAYING, "COME ON, HO-HO. STAY WITH ME, HO-HO."

SO I CAN TELL THEM ABOUT THE GREAT SANDWICHES THEY MISSED.

GOOD LUCK. CALL ME TOMORROW. I WILL.

THAT IS, IF IT'S OKAY WITH LORELAI OR LUKE

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'VE RECENTLY SUFFERED A FACE-ALTERING CAR CRASH.

WE WENT HOME, AND HE CALMED DOWN, AND...WE TALKED.

BUT I-I -- I NEED YOU, DEAN!

DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

HE WORKS AT THE HARDWARE STORE.

KIRK HAS VERY LITTLE IN HIS LIFE. UH-HUH.

I'M NOT READY TO GO. OH, REALLY?

I'M SORRY, BABY. I'M SO, SO SORRY.

AND THAT YOU WOULD CHOOSE TO TELL ME AT THIS MOMENT

SHE BOUGHT A COLOR PRINTER. COOL.

OR HAVING SHOOTING PAINS OR ANY OTHER STROKE-LIKE SYMPTOMS,

OH, COOL -- PIZZA.

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR LATER, PLEASE?

WHO'D YOU GET? STANLEY APPLEMAN.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HAVING ANOTHER KID?