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NOT EASY.
I CANNOT DANCE WITH YOU. WHY NOT?
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. I CAN ONLY REMAIN YOUR BEST FRIEND
JACKSON ANNOUNCES HE WANTS FOUR IN FOUR.
I'VE 10 MINUTES. I THINK I'VE SOME GLUE BACK AT THE DINER.
OR FORGET A ROOM -- GET A PARK BENCH OR A DOORWAY,
OH, YEAH. I-I DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY MISSED YOU.
CHARITABLE EVENTS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS TO TAKE PART IN.
ABOUT THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN,
I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!
Luke: WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
OKAY.
YOU SURE?
"WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE 75th ISSUE?
DON'T THEY SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE? I KNOW THEY HAVE MIRRORS.
AND I'VE SPENT WEEKS -- MONTHS, ACTUALLY --
EXCUSE ME, STRANGE MAN IN THE CORNER!
SO, APPARENTLY, NOW I HAVE TO GET BUSY.
GOD, I SWEAR, WHY CAN'T THEY JUST GET A ROOM?
THE RATE AT WHICH I'VE KIDS AND THE AMOUNT I WISH
NO ONE TOUCHES MY MEGAPHONE -- NO ONE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I'M GONNA BE OVER THERE ON THE CHURCH STEPS,
I HAVEN'T SEEN OR HEARD FROM HIM
THAT SOUND MEANS YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES
I'M SO SORRY -- I GOT TONGUE-TIED,
I DON'T SEE A YELLOW CARD.
I'M BORED.
YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY MEGAPHONE. N-NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DROP IT.
OR SUNSCREEN. OR MAD COW DISEASE.
WELL? STILL RINGING.
IT'S 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF GETTING LIGHT-HEADED
TAKE NOTE OF ITS FORM BEFORE TREATED.
YOU'D NEVER FALL ASLEEP OR CHASE A PIE.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
I'M NOT REALLY AS ANTI-KID AS I MIGHT HAVE COME OFF.
YOU DIDN'T WIN! I'M STILL HERE! WHERE'S RORY?
I THINK THAT ONE'S A GONER, MISS.
TO TELL YOU THAT I HATE YOU. THANKS, HONEY.
I KNOW THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION,
HAVE YOU TRIED TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW?
THANKS, LUKE.
I KNOW THE STORY. IT WAS HOUR 23...
DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO MADELINE OR LOUISE.
THERE'S NOTHING STANDING IN YOUR WAY NOW, 'CAUSE I'M OUT.
WHY DOES MY HEAD FEEL SO LIGHT AND YET NOT FLOAT AWAY, PARIS?"
SO YOU CAN'T CONTROL WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME,
I BELIEVE THREE MINUTES IS PLENTY OF TIME FOR SOME COFFEE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU? COME ON, SPEAK!
AND THEN HE STARTS YELLING, "STOP CALLING ME HO-HO. IT'S MAKING ME HUNGRY."
MMM. HOW YOU DOIN' THERE, CHAMP?
I TOLD HIM ABOUT TAYLOR GETTING PUNCH-DRUNK AT HOUR 15
HOWEVER, I DO BELIEVE...
THE FOOD IS FOR THE DANCERS. WHO ARE YOU -- BOBBY BRADY?
AND MY MOTHER REALLY WANTS TO WIN,
WHAT'S FOUR IN FOUR? FOUR KIDS IN FOUR YEARS.
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S LIKE SUPER CHICKEN. I BET IT COULD FLY.
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN DO IN 10 MINUTES.