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I WAS THINKING HOW NICE IT'D BE

AND HER PARTNER BAILED ON HER.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!

I WAS SHOCKED WHEN HE ANNOUNCED IT,

NOW, TELL ME WHAT I WANT. NO WAY.

LAST YEAR, I SWEAR TO GOD, I HAD IT!

AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT, OKAY?

THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN

I BET HE'S HERE TO SEE YOU.

HE CAN STILL COME AND SEE ALL THOSE THINGS,

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY. GREAT.

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

THE BEST PART IS, HE USED TO BE PART

YOU HAD A GOOD TIME YESTERDAY. WHAT WAS YESTERDAY?

SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL HE CALLS.

MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS -- NOT SO GOOD.

NO ONE KNOWS UNTIL YOU GIVE THE WORD. THANKS.

SO YOUR COLLAPSE WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF THE OTHER DANCERS.

I TOLD HIM HOW ANDREW GETS IN A FIGHT WITH HIS DATE

IT'S WHO'S LEFT STANDING AT THE END THAT MATTERS,

I'M GONNA STOP BY LATER AND SAY HI. BYE, MRS. KIM.

AND OUT OF NOWHERE, KIRK COMES DANCING BY,

BUT IN A CAPE... WITH A WAND...

BIBLE STUDY? SAY -- HOW LONG ARE YOU SERVING?

OH, MY GOD! I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO CLOSE MY EYES AGAIN!

HE TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS.

AND WHOSE LIFE ISN'T BETTER WITH A TRULY GIGANTIC TROPHY AROUND?

YES, I DO. OH, PLEASE!

NOT TO HAVE HIS PERSONAL LIFE DEBATED IN A PUBLIC FORUM?

THANKS FOR ASKING! BUT YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE SOME DECENT STUFF PLANNED, RIGHT?

PLUS, I MISSED YOU.

[ SNIFFLES ] HE WAS RIGHT.

PLEASE MOVE OFF TO THE SIDE

I WONDER IF HE'LL CRY.

WHEN DID YOU HANG UP ON ME? WHEN WE FIRST MET.

BUT THE SQUASH WILL BE ESPECIALLY CHATTY THAT YEAR.

Madeline: LOUISE! I GOT TWO OVER HERE!

YES. THAT'S FINE. TAKE ANOTHER ONE.

JUST A CODE I LIVE BY.

HI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE 74th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE.

YOUR HUSBAND IS... STANLEY APPLEMAN.

IF I EVER HAPPEN TO MEET THE RIGHT PERSON...

I'VE NO PARTNER. YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE.

AND MOVING THE ENTIRE TIME,

WELL, THERE'S THIS BIG EVENT HAPPENING IN MY TOWN.

HEY, KIRK, RELAX. DANCING'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.

THAT WHEN I MARRIED SOOKIE, I ALSO MARRIED YOU.

I NEED MY HAND. IF I LET GO, HOW FAST WILL YOU RUN AWAY?

MY FORMER COMMENT STILL STANDS.

WHAT DID SHE SAY? I DON'T KNOW.

SINCE YOU WILL BE TURNING THEM IN WITH YOUR RESULTS.

I GUESS. HERE. HAVE SOME MORE CHICKEN.

HEY, YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? NO.

TO NEXT SATURDAY.

HE'S STILL THERE. WHAT?

AND DROPS MY HAND, AND THAT WAS IT.

I MEAN, I WANT KIDS. YOU KNOW I WANT KIDS.

ABOUT HIS ADORABLE, SWEET-TEMPERED, LOVABLE...

JACKSON, YOU'RE OVERREACTING. YOU THINK?!

I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD. I WAS IN A GOOD MOOD.

AND MESSING WITH HIS HEAD...

SEE, HERE'S WHERE THE PROBLEM COMES IN.

PARIS, HI. LISTEN, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. SHOOT.

I WANNA WIN. I KNOW YOU DO.

I'M STANDING. I-I USED MY YELLOW CARD.

SO? THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE ONE 74th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE EVER.