Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ARE AUTOMATICALLY OUT, SO HOLD ON TO YOUR PARTNER

YEAH, I'M SURE THEY DID, TAYLOR.

I GOT ASKED TO THE HOMECOMING DANCE,

MRS. COULTER IS ABOUT 6'2".

BUT NOW I KNOW THAT I WAS AN IDIOT.

NO, MY SHOE BROKE. LUKE'S FIXING IT.

WHAT? MY HEEL JUST BROKE OFF!

BREAK'S ONLY FOR 10. IT'S JUST A SAYING.

HAVE YOU TRIED THE INSANE ASYLUM,

YOU...LOST MY NUMBER? NOPE -- I MEMORIZED YOUR NUMBER.

THIS IS FUN, HUH? UH-HUH, BIG FUN!

AND HO-HO'S FADING, SO I'M TRYING TO BUCK HIM UP,

IT'S ON SATURDAY, AND IT'S A 24-HOUR THING,

I'M GONNA SIT OVER THERE AND WATCH FOR A WHILE.

TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF THAT IT WASN'T TRUE,

THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE OUT THERE.

WHO ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW THIS BOY?

OKAY? THERE. HAPPY?

BECAUSE YESTERDAY HE CALLED TO SAY

AND PHONE DIALING? HOW'S IT GOING?

SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

OR EVEN A STRATEGICALLY PLACED TELEPHONE POLE WOULD SUFFICE.

OH, GOOD. HERE SHE IS. JACKSON.

HEY! MY SHOE BROKE. I NEED YOU TO FIX IT.

BUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO HEAR ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE SAID

EXCUSE ME, YOUNG LADY...

STOP IT! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE TO RUN!

YE-E-AH! OH, I LOVE YA! YOU SHOULD SELL CARS.

WHY NOT? TOO COOL? GO AWAY.

I LEFT AN IMPRESSION. YOU SURE DID.

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

YOU'RE INTO HIM, AND HE'S INTO YOU AND SHANE,

FOUR YEARS IN A ROW, I'VE COME THIS CLOSE TO WINNING.

NOTHING GETS PAST YOU. TROUBLE IN PARADISE?

WE SNEAK OUT OF BED TO BRUSH OUR TEETH AND GET BACK IN BED

THERE'S NOTHING MORE REWARDING THAN DEVOTING YOURSELF

JACKSON, JUST PLEASE CALM DOWN.

DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN HAS A RIGHT

HE'S JUST TRYING TO BUG ME,

I WOULDN'T DIRECT ANY COMMENT TOWARD ME IF I WERE YOU.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE,

Taylor: ALRIGHT, FOLKS, EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR.