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I'VE GOT GREAT COVER ART LINED UP. OLD PICTURES, NEW PICTURES?
TELL ME WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION AGAIN.
WE WERE GONNA WATCH AND HANG OUT. HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
LET'S OPEN THIS UP TO EVEN MORE DISCUSSION.
I'LL BET THE PERSON WHO WORKED ON IT 74 YEARS AGO DID. WE'RE WORKING SATURDAY!
HE'S SURROUNDED BY COLLEGE GIRLS ALL DAY LONG
HE KNOWS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM.
HE TOOK MY BOOKS. WELL, GO GET THEM BACK.
WHY ARE YOU INSULTED?
BREAKING UP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY --
A DISCUSSION? YES, PROBABLY A SHORT DISCUSSION, BUT STILL...
THEY WERE STILL LOOKING FOR A REHEARSAL SPACE
"DROP ANOTHER SUCKER --"
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
AND LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN.
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
BUT THAT'S THE LAST THING A GUY THINKS ABOUT
KIRK'S IN A SPEEDO, TAYLOR'S IN A SKIRT,
TIME!
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
WHAT'D YOU HEAR? "QUADROPHENIA."
WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW --
WAIT TILL YOU SEE JACKSON'S SUIT.
ALL DANCERS BACK ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
AND...HOW HE FINDS ME FASCINATING
THEN JUST IGNORE ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
THANKS. COME ON, SNOOZY.
I GOT 'EM.
WHAT STUFF? THE KID STUFF -- YOU KNOW.
KIRK WINS, I'M OUT. I'M GONNA GET THAT HO-HO SOMEDAY. I'LL HELP YOU.
HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. SHE WON'T EVEN LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN KEY.
IF HE ASKED FOR A FREE CUP OF COFFEE, GIMPY'S GOING DOWN.
THE ETERNAL QUESTION ASKED YET AGAIN.
REALLY? FOR A BUCK A CUP.
I WISH YOU'D JUST DROP THIS.
IT'S SO COOL TO BE MARRIED. YOU'VE YOUR OWN SPOT SCOPER.
SO IF I CAN GET HERE IN 20 MINUTES, THEN YOU'LL STILL BE SERVING, BUT IN 30, YOU'RE DONE?
I'LL USE MY EMERGENCY CARD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. NO, STOP!
IT'S BEEN PRETTY QUIET SO FAR.
GOOD. UH, LISTEN, UH...
UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS TODAY.
I'M SORRY. MAY I?
NO. YES.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE.
TO MAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE BETTER.
HE'S MAD AT ME, AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON YOU.
THEN EVERYTHING WE DO IS GONNA GET RUINED,
GREAT!
ANY COUPLE WITHOUT A NUMBER WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST? TO HELL WITH THE CONTEST!
CAN WE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO OUR PHYSICAL?
YEAH, IT'S GREAT. STAND HERE.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ] OH, MY GOD.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OKAY, YOU TWO, GO GET YOUR PHYSICALS,
I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. ME FIRST.
I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR?
WHO CAN BE MY DANCE PARTNER FOR THE MARATHON.
SHE RAN OFF THE FLOOR.
I'M GONNA GO GET A SODA.
KIRK, I SWEAR TO GOD, DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THEN. DEAN, THIS IS A GIRL THING.