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THEN EVERYTHING WE DO IS GONNA GET RUINED,
REALLY? FOR A BUCK A CUP.
KIRK'S IN A SPEEDO, TAYLOR'S IN A SKIRT,
SO IF I CAN GET HERE IN 20 MINUTES, THEN YOU'LL STILL BE SERVING, BUT IN 30, YOU'RE DONE?
I'VE GOT GREAT COVER ART LINED UP. OLD PICTURES, NEW PICTURES?
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
TIME!
WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER RIGHT NOW --
AND LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN.
I WISH YOU'D JUST DROP THIS.
I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE. ME FIRST.
KIRK WINS, I'M OUT. I'M GONNA GET THAT HO-HO SOMEDAY. I'LL HELP YOU.
TELL ME WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION AGAIN.
WHAT STUFF? THE KID STUFF -- YOU KNOW.
AND...HOW HE FINDS ME FASCINATING
TO MAKING SOMEONE ELSE'S LIFE BETTER.
THEN JUST IGNORE ME AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.
UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
KIRK, I SWEAR TO GOD, DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
THANK YOU, LORELAI.
OH, THAT'S SWEET.
"DROP ANOTHER SUCKER --"
IT'S SO COOL TO BE MARRIED. YOU'VE YOUR OWN SPOT SCOPER.
A DISCUSSION? YES, PROBABLY A SHORT DISCUSSION, BUT STILL...
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE.
SHE RAN OFF THE FLOOR.
THEY WERE STILL LOOKING FOR A REHEARSAL SPACE
BUT THAT'S THE LAST THING A GUY THINKS ABOUT
YEAH, IT'S GREAT. STAND HERE.
THE ETERNAL QUESTION ASKED YET AGAIN.
* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS TODAY.
BREAKING UP IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY --
ANY COUPLE WITHOUT A NUMBER WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.
IF HE ASKED FOR A FREE CUP OF COFFEE, GIMPY'S GOING DOWN.
I'M SORRY. MAY I?
HE TOOK MY BOOKS. WELL, GO GET THEM BACK.
IT'S BEEN PRETTY QUIET SO FAR.
GOOD. UH, LISTEN, UH...
THANKS. COME ON, SNOOZY.
HE'S MAD AT ME, AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON YOU.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST? TO HELL WITH THE CONTEST!
NO. YES.
WE WERE GONNA WATCH AND HANG OUT. HE'S LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
I WANTED TO ASK YOU -- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY HAIR?
YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT THEN. DEAN, THIS IS A GIRL THING.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
WHO CAN BE MY DANCE PARTNER FOR THE MARATHON.
I'LL USE MY EMERGENCY CARD. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. NO, STOP!
I'LL BET THE PERSON WHO WORKED ON IT 74 YEARS AGO DID. WE'RE WORKING SATURDAY!
CAN WE HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DO OUR PHYSICAL?
HE KNOWS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ] OH, MY GOD.
HE LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. SHE WON'T EVEN LET HIM HAVE HIS OWN KEY.
I GOT 'EM.
ALL DANCERS BACK ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
HE'S SURROUNDED BY COLLEGE GIRLS ALL DAY LONG
I'M GONNA GO GET A SODA.
WHAT'D YOU HEAR? "QUADROPHENIA."
LET'S OPEN THIS UP TO EVEN MORE DISCUSSION.
GREAT!
OKAY, YOU TWO, GO GET YOUR PHYSICALS,
WAIT TILL YOU SEE JACKSON'S SUIT.
WHY ARE YOU INSULTED?