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I ALREADY WROTE HIS NAME IN MY REVENGE NOTEBOOK.

UH...EXCUSE ME?

TAYLOR, THE HORN!

BUT JACKSON AND I'VE NEVER HAD A REAL FIGHT. WE'RE STILL NEWLYWEDS.

AND IT SOUNDED VERY "BLUE VELVET,"

THE LAST THING I NEEDED WAS A DISTRACTION.

YOU'RE ALSO SUPPOSED TO HAVE BUCKTEETH, A CLUBFOOT, AND ALOPECIA.

AND HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE HAD A GREAT TIME ON OUR DATE

IS THAT TRUE? I'M GONNA LET MR. POTATO FIELD THIS ONE.

[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT YOU AND ME,

NOT AN EARLY BIRD, HUH?

YES, TALKING TO YOU WOULD'VE BEEN A DISTRACTION.

WELL, JAMIE MUST BE SPECIAL.

BUT NOT A LOT IN 60 YEARS IS STILL A LOT. I GOTTA FIX THEM.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT --

I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN ALL THAT STUFF I SAID EARLIER.

BYE, RORY. BYE, JAMIE.

* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *

CAME TO GET FOOD. GOOD. I'M STARVED.

THEN THE OWNER OF THE YELLOW CARD

YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BAD TIME ON THE DATE? ARE YOU BUSY?

SORRY. SHE CAN'T. I'M NOT HER BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU STILL WANT YOUR HAND BACK? I'VE GOT ANOTHER.

WHY WOULD YOUTELL ME YOU WENT OUT WITH HIM?!

THAT EVERYTHING WAS FINE BETWEEN US.

ONE KID IN FOUR YEARS IS CRAZY. HEY!

PICK A TEAM. IT NEEDS YOU.

THAT WILL BE FUN.

AT LEAST HE'S AT HOME, NOT OUT WITH A GIRL. VERY TRUE.

AND STORMS OFF THE FLOOR.

BUT WHEN THE SONG STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS.

BUT...YOU NEVER CALLED. I KNOW.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HEARD ME SAY I KNOW THE STORY?

AND I'D PULL OUT A BRIGHT, SHINY PENNY.

HELLO, BIG, FANCY TROPHY.

OR THAT STRANGE MAN IN THE CORNER WHO I'VE NEVER MET!

MOM GOT ANNOYED, MADE ME GO TO MY ROOM.

[ GIGGLES ] I THINK I FIGURED OUT

I DO NOT DANCE. IT'LL BE FUN. WE'LL GET DRESSED UP.

NO SUN. WELL, HE'S NOT UP YET.

NO ONE ASKED FOR A TONY MANERO WANNABE TO DROP BY.

BUT...? I WILL ASK HER IF WE CAN RESCHEDULE.

WHATEVER. GOD, WHAT IS THIS THING?

YOU WENT OUT WITH LIAM NEESON? RIGHT ON TIME!

I CAN, TOO. TELL ME.

JESS -- HE'S STILL THERE.

THEY WERE MADE IN 1943. I JUST BOUGHT THEM TUESDAY.

AS LONG AS JACKSON DOESN'T KILL ME. LORELAI.