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DO NOT LET HER STOP OR LAY DOWN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I TOLD HIM TO CALL ME IF THERE WAS ANY TROUBLE.
ACTUALLY, IT'S -- IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT -- TO B.A. HISTORY?
OH, MORNING, SUGAR. YOU GUYS LOOK TERRIFIC.
LAST YEAR WAS THE 74th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN.
OF THE TOURING COMPANY OF "RIVERDANCE."
THANK YOU.
IF SHE SAYS "YES," THEN I WILL DANCE WITH YOU.
CONTRARY TO YOUR BELIEF, THERE ARE THINGS IN LIFE
YOU DIDN'T WANNA USE IT? I WAS STARTING CLASSES.
YOU'RE LIGHT -- EASY TO HOLD UP WHEN YOU GET TIRED.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK ON THE FRANKLIN WITH PARIS.
SCORE! I KNOW. I AM COMPLETELY JAZZED.
I ACTUALLY NEED TO SIT DOWN.
EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR PARTNERS.
* OH, OH, OH *
WE'RE NOT RAISING MONEY TO RESTORE THE BRIDGE. WE'RE NOT?
NO, HE'S NOT.
SEE? FUN! AND NO ONE'S EVEN THROWN UP YET.
OUR TOWN IS HAVING A DANCE MARATHON THIS WEEKEND.
SECURITY!
YOU SEE, ONCE AGAIN,
TAYLOR! WAKE UP! IT'S OVER!
LOOK, I'LL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES.
PALE DOES NOT MEAN MAD COW DISEASE.
I'M GOING HOME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT.
WE HAD OUR CHECKUP, SO HE'S GONNA SIGN US IN AND SCOPE OUT A GOOD SPOT.
NOTHING SAYS COFFEE LIKE 6:00 IN THE MORNING.
[ SNIFFS ] HELLO!
HOW MUCH LONGER? OH, CHIN UP, SOLDIER.
MA'AM.
AND SHE THINKS I LOOK LIKE ELIZABETH TAYLOR,
Lorelai: MMM...NO. WHY NOT?
WE COULD MOVE THIS SATURDAY'S FRANKLIN THING
FOLLOW ME.
I WONDER WHO HE'S DANCING WITH.
I CAN TELL. SO HOW'S IT GOING?
IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A TARP.
OKAY. WELL, UH...
YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DONATE FREE COFFEE TO HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
TODAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I FOUND A DANCE PARTNER.
ONE OF YOU IS SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE -- H-HEY!
OW! YOU OKAY?
KIRK, HOWEVER, IS GONNA BE CRYING LIKE A LITTLE, TEENY GIRL.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD MAD COW DISEASE?
I VOTED THAT SHE ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING.
FLIP ALL YOU WANT, PAL. THIS AIN'T THE OLYMPICS.
[ SIGHS ]
THE LAST COUPLE LEFT STANDING GETS A TROPHY.
IF YOU HAVE TO. THIS IS THE 75th-ANNIVERSARY ISSUE.
I CAN'T. THIS ISN'T LIKE THE BOWL HIS MOTHER GAVE.
I MEAN, GIRLS LIKE SHANE -- WHAT IS IT WITH THEM?
THAT'S OKAY. THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE.
IT MAKES ME WANNA RATION SUGAR. WHERE'S JACKSON?
WILL BE YOU AND ME INSTEAD OF KIRK.
JUST BECAUSE I AGREED TO POSTPONE A NEWSPAPER SESSION DOES IN NO WAY --
I KNOW. I HEARD YOU ALREADY. FIND A PIRATE TO SIT ON.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WELL, I WAS JUST --
OKAY, YES, I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THEM,
IN THE ONE TINY, SHORT CONVERSATION WE HAD...
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO
I'M QUITTING THE CONTEST!
HOW DID YOUR WIFE GET A PICTURE OF ME, STANLEY?
YOU WOULD KICK TINY TIM'S CRUTCH OUT FROM UNDER HIM, WOULDN'T YOU?
THE COVER WAS OF A DEEP-FRIED MARS BAR.
STANLEY APPLEMAN.
OKAY.
THEY'RE OUT!
WHAT BETTER TO HELP YOU STAY UP THAN A CUP OF STRONG COFFEE?
THE ONLY THING HE DOES HAVE IN HIS WHOLE LONELY, PATHETIC EXISTENCE IS THIS MARATHON.
I WISH I COULD BRING THEM BY,