Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S ME.
WELL, YEAH. DID YOU MISS ME?
STANLEY BAILED. NO! WHY?
I SAID "YES." SHE SAID "YES."
WAVING A McDONALD'S HOT APPLE PIE IN THE AIR,
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
I'M NOT. HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM?
IT'LL COME OUT SOON ENOUGH.
I'M SUPPORTING MY TOWN. THEN GO BACK TO NEW YORK.
FOUR YEARS WITHOUT A COCKTAIL? I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
HE WOULD IF YOU COUGHED. DEAN!
I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS, AND APPARENTLY,
I JUST HEARD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE SANDWICHES,
I LEFT MICHEL ALONE DEALING WITH ROOFERS.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I WAS TRYING TO BE HONEST.
KIRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M DRAFTING YOU.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
MAYBE HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN WHY. HE WAS TO GO AWAY, NEVER COME BACK.
AND HE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING I WANT. THAT'S GREAT.
SECURITY.
THE ONLY TIME YOU MAY STOP MOVING OR STOP TOUCHING
AND LEAVE THE FLOOR FOR 10 MINUTES.
PLUS, WE GOT THE WHOLE MOTHER/DAUGHTER GIMMICK.
WELL, PUT HER ON THE PHONE. I'LL TELL HER.
I NEED TO INTERJECT FOR ONE SECOND
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
ALL COUPLES MUST BE TOUCHING AT ALL TIMES.
I FLUNKED A POP QUIZ IN POLI SCI BECAUSE I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
AFTER THAT, THERE'S NO POINT. YOU CHIP A TOOTH. OKAY.
THEY TEND TO BE SQUISHY, AND THAT FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE.
THAT'S CRAZY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE SEEN STANLEY.
LISTEN, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
ANDREW! NO! I CAN'T STAND LIAM NEESON!
THEN WHO DO WE SEND OUR KISSES OF GRATITUDE TO?
HAVE YOU EVER LEVITATED A ROTTWEILER?
YOU DID NOT GET THIS FROM ME.
HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS VICTORY LAP TO THE THEME FROM "ROCKY."
OOH, ZING! I'VE BEEN SNAPPED!
THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO TRY AND STAY UP FOR 24 HOURS.
OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT OF CHILDREN CAME UP. OF COURSE.
DO I LOOK LIKE A COBBLER? IF I SAY "YES," WILL YOU FIX MY SHOE?
HE COULD BE HOME WITH A GIRL... DEAN!
HEY...WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? OKAY.
WHAT DOES HE WANT? GO OVER THERE AND FIND OUT.
BUT I'M NOT SURE. THEN FLIP A COIN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WANT KIDS, LUKE -- OR LIKE KIDS.
LOOK -- THERE GOES TOMMY TUNE.
SEE YA. BYE.
Woman: NEXT.
YEAH.
YEAH, I'M...DEFINITELY BROKEN UP WITH DEAN.
LONG STORY SHORT, I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS ANY WAY
RORY, WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE DID YOU GO?!
TO TURN THAT OFF WHEN YOU COME TO DINNER.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M ON BREAK FROM SCHOOL. I THOUGHT I'D COME SEE YOU.
SECURITY?
YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUN, LORELAI?
THE TEAM NEEDS YOU!
YES, COFFEE, PLEASE.
THE...
I'M GONNA CALL AGAIN. PAY ATTENTION TO THE BACKGROUND NOISE THIS TIME.
OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
KIRK. HMM?