Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO TRY AND STAY UP FOR 24 HOURS.
PLUS, WE GOT THE WHOLE MOTHER/DAUGHTER GIMMICK.
YOU DID NOT GET THIS FROM ME.
WELL, PUT HER ON THE PHONE. I'LL TELL HER.
I SAID "YES." SHE SAID "YES."
HE WOULD IF YOU COUGHED. DEAN!
I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THIS, AND APPARENTLY,
WELL, YEAH. DID YOU MISS ME?
TO TURN THAT OFF WHEN YOU COME TO DINNER.
WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S ME.
I'M NOT. HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM?
HEY...WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? OKAY.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I WAS TRYING TO BE HONEST.
I LEFT MICHEL ALONE DEALING WITH ROOFERS.
Woman: NEXT.
KIRK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I'M DRAFTING YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE FUN, LORELAI?
THE TEAM NEEDS YOU!
YES, COFFEE, PLEASE.
I'M GONNA CALL AGAIN. PAY ATTENTION TO THE BACKGROUND NOISE THIS TIME.
THE...
KIRK. HMM?
HAVE YOU EVER LEVITATED A ROTTWEILER?
HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS VICTORY LAP TO THE THEME FROM "ROCKY."
AND HE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING I WANT. THAT'S GREAT.
BUT I'M NOT SURE. THEN FLIP A COIN.
HE COULD BE HOME WITH A GIRL... DEAN!
THEN WHO DO WE SEND OUR KISSES OF GRATITUDE TO?
LISTEN, I JUST FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
SECURITY?
STANLEY BAILED. NO! WHY?
OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT OF CHILDREN CAME UP. OF COURSE.
AFTER THAT, THERE'S NO POINT. YOU CHIP A TOOTH. OKAY.
SECURITY.
LONG STORY SHORT, I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS ANY WAY
LOOK -- THERE GOES TOMMY TUNE.
THEY TEND TO BE SQUISHY, AND THAT FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE.
I FLUNKED A POP QUIZ IN POLI SCI BECAUSE I COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? I'M ON BREAK FROM SCHOOL. I THOUGHT I'D COME SEE YOU.
MAYBE HE WANTS TO EXPLAIN WHY. HE WAS TO GO AWAY, NEVER COME BACK.
AND LEAVE THE FLOOR FOR 10 MINUTES.
THE ONLY TIME YOU MAY STOP MOVING OR STOP TOUCHING
IT'LL COME OUT SOON ENOUGH.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WANT KIDS, LUKE -- OR LIKE KIDS.
THAT'S CRAZY. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'VE SEEN STANLEY.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
SEE YA. BYE.
DO I LOOK LIKE A COBBLER? IF I SAY "YES," WILL YOU FIX MY SHOE?
ANDREW! NO! I CAN'T STAND LIAM NEESON!
YEAH, I'M...DEFINITELY BROKEN UP WITH DEAN.
ALL COUPLES MUST BE TOUCHING AT ALL TIMES.
WHAT DOES HE WANT? GO OVER THERE AND FIND OUT.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
I NEED TO INTERJECT FOR ONE SECOND
RORY, WHAT HAPPENED?! WHERE DID YOU GO?!
FOUR YEARS WITHOUT A COCKTAIL? I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT.
OOH, ZING! I'VE BEEN SNAPPED!
WAVING A McDONALD'S HOT APPLE PIE IN THE AIR,
I JUST HEARD A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE SANDWICHES,
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
I'M SUPPORTING MY TOWN. THEN GO BACK TO NEW YORK.