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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I LIVE HERE.
DID YOU TELL HER HOW BIG THE TROPHY IS,
[ BOTH PANTING ]
OH, MAYBE NEXT WEEK.
DO YOU THINK SERIOUS KIRK IS MORE DISTURBING THAN NONSERIOUS KIRK?
I BELIEVE YOU DID. 'CAUSE IT'S BIG.
HAVE YOU SEEN SOOKIE AND JACKSON?
WHA-- WHO --
4, 3, 2, 1...
YEAH, HE'S A REGULAR MARTHA GRAHAM.
WAITING FOR MY PARENTS TO GET OUT
FINE. HOLD ON. DEAN, COME HERE! DEAN!
SHE'S CALLING DAVE TO SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR A GIRL.
SITING HERE, STARING AT MY PIZZA.
OH, GOOD -- JUST IN TIME. SORRY.
FOUR KIDS IN FOUR YEARS! GOOD LORD!
HOMECOMING DANCE?
THE MARATHON WINNER IS DONNA DELAIN AND KIRK!
SO IF I'M NOT BACK HERE IN 20 MINUTES,
AND THINGS STARTED COMING OUT, AND I COULDN'T STOP THEM. GO.
I HAVE TO GO FIND JACKSON AND SOOKIE.
WELL, LOOK WHO'S SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN DANCE.
OKAY. I LIKE IT.
YOU'RE GETTING TOO MUCH PLEASURE OUT OF THIS, TAYLOR.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. I COULDN'T.
OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!
'ROUND AND 'ROUND THEY GO,
WELL, THE BREAD IS ONLY GOOD FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!
YELLOW CARDS RIGHT HERE! I GOT THEM FOR THE BOTH OF US!
I'LL LOVE HIM FOREVER, AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW IT.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
THERE'S NO WAY I'LL STAND UP ON MY OWN. 10 MINUTES!
BRING YOUR RELEASE FORMS INSIDE, AND THEY'LL GET YOU A NUMBER.
A TARP. A WHAT?
I WILL CALM DOWN! I'LL CALM DOWN AT HOME!
FOR THE FIFTH YEAR IN A ROW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
[ SIGHS ]
AND, OF COURSE, HO-HO LUNGES FOR THE PIE
MY HUSBAND.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ] AAH!
PIG RACE? DANCE MARATHON.
I DON'T SEE A YELLOW CARD.
JUST SICK OF SEEING YOU SITTING THERE.
HOW'S THAT? TAKE THAT. HEY! HEY!
HEY. ARE YOU GUYS OUT?
HOWEVER, NOT TALKING TO YOU HAS TURNED OUT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT?
[ PHONE RINGS ]