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PIG RACE? DANCE MARATHON.

WAITING FOR MY PARENTS TO GET OUT

[ BOTH PANTING ]

OH, GOOD -- JUST IN TIME. SORRY.

There’s only one 249th Independence Day… nobody cared about that

YELLOW CARDS RIGHT HERE! I GOT THEM FOR THE BOTH OF US!

HOW'S THAT? TAKE THAT. HEY! HEY!

OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE!

DO YOU THINK SERIOUS KIRK IS MORE DISTURBING THAN NONSERIOUS KIRK?

SITING HERE, STARING AT MY PIZZA.

OH, MAYBE NEXT WEEK.

WELL, THE BREAD IS ONLY GOOD FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING. I COULDN'T.

I WILL CALM DOWN! I'LL CALM DOWN AT HOME!

I DON'T SEE A YELLOW CARD.

BRING YOUR RELEASE FORMS INSIDE, AND THEY'LL GET YOU A NUMBER.

I HAVE TO GO FIND JACKSON AND SOOKIE.

AND, OF COURSE, HO-HO LUNGES FOR THE PIE

THE MARATHON WINNER IS DONNA DELAIN AND KIRK!

HOWEVER, NOT TALKING TO YOU HAS TURNED OUT TO BE IMPOSSIBLE. WHAT?

HEY. ARE YOU GUYS OUT?

* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *

WELL, LOOK WHO'S SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN DANCE.

[ PHONE RINGS ]

AND THINGS STARTED COMING OUT, AND I COULDN'T STOP THEM. GO.

JUST SICK OF SEEING YOU SITTING THERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I LIVE HERE.

THERE'S NO WAY I'LL STAND UP ON MY OWN. 10 MINUTES!

HOMECOMING DANCE?

SHE'S CALLING DAVE TO SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR A GIRL.

I BELIEVE YOU DID. 'CAUSE IT'S BIG.

[ AIR HORN BLARES ] AAH!

OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!

SO IF I'M NOT BACK HERE IN 20 MINUTES,

OKAY. I LIKE IT.

YOU'RE GETTING TOO MUCH PLEASURE OUT OF THIS, TAYLOR.

YEAH, HE'S A REGULAR MARTHA GRAHAM.

'ROUND AND 'ROUND THEY GO,

FOR THE FIFTH YEAR IN A ROW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

A TARP. A WHAT?

FINE. HOLD ON. DEAN, COME HERE! DEAN!

I'LL LOVE HIM FOREVER, AND HE'LL NEVER KNOW IT.

HAVE YOU SEEN SOOKIE AND JACKSON?

FOUR KIDS IN FOUR YEARS! GOOD LORD!

DID YOU TELL HER HOW BIG THE TROPHY IS,