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I'M SURE THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS,
GOOD. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.
MOM. [ GASPS ] LET'S GO.
THOUGH THIS YEAR, MY MOM ADDED FOOD COLORING
WHAT? I THINK I SAID "YES."
THAT'S OKAY. I FINALLY GOT A GOOD FOOTING.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? YES. I OVERSLEPT.
YOU'RE A BOY. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
THEY'RE ERECTING A STATUE TO ME NEXT WEEK.
[ GROANS ] NO ONE LISTENS TO ME.
THEY'LL START SINGING THE THEME FROM THE TROJAN MAN COMMERCIAL,
WHAT? YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO IGNORE THIS.
AND MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MY EYES.
SO WE'RE DONE RIGHT?
I SHOULD, SHOULDN'T I? [ GIGGLES ]
THANKS A LOT, AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
OKAY.
WHAT IS THAT STUFF? EGGLESS EGG SALAD.
MISS PATTY SHOWED HIS WIFE A PICTURE OF ME,
WELL -- NO. WE'RE DONE. SHE'S FREE.
ON YOUR CHANCES OF SPENDING ETERNITY IN HELL.
ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT... ME LYING TO HIM...
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO COME AND SIT AND WATCH.
TOO PALE. PALE MEANS SICKLY.
EVERYONE. AND I'M TIRED. BUT I'M OVER IT.
NO.
AND TODAY'S THE DAY YOU'RE NOT.
3.2 SECONDS. I THOUGHT SO. HEY, RORY.
RORY...GET YOUR STUFF AND LET'S GO.
LANE, GET SCOOPING. THE MINUTE AIR HITS THE BREAD, IT STARTS TO STALE.
IF WE TAKE AWAY THAT LAST LITTLE PIECE OF DIGNITY,
BUT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WAS THINKING.
THAT FOUR IN FOUR IS CRAZY? OH, SOOKIE!
HE HAS NO CAREER, NO GIRLFRIEND, NO PET, NO CAR.
MAY REJOIN THEM AND THE CONTEST.
GLAD TO SHED SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THE SITUATION.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY BROKEN UP WITH DEAN?
ABOUT...
[ SNORES ]
[ SIGHS ] FINE. FINE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR VINTAGE SHOES.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
GO HOME. NO, THANKS.
BUT I LIKED YOU, TOO. I KNOW THAT NOW.
PARIS, THIS YEAR'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME.
BECAUSE I'M A MULTI-TASKER. HIT ME.
OH, NO! MY HEEL BROKE!
AND WHEN I CAN CONTROL IT, IT GOES TO DEAN, NOT TO YOU.
WE WON! WE WON!
STRONG. YEAH?
SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL HER I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU.
OKAY, SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT SATURDAY. WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY?
WHAT? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?