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THAT'S OKAY. I FINALLY GOT A GOOD FOOTING.
I'M SURE THEY'RE ALL IDIOTS,
EVERYONE. AND I'M TIRED. BUT I'M OVER IT.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
WELL -- NO. WE'RE DONE. SHE'S FREE.
BUT...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I WAS THINKING.
GLAD TO SHED SOME PERSPECTIVE ON THE SITUATION.
ON YOUR CHANCES OF SPENDING ETERNITY IN HELL.
ABOUT...
THEY'RE ERECTING A STATUE TO ME NEXT WEEK.
WHAT IS THAT STUFF? EGGLESS EGG SALAD.
PARIS, THIS YEAR'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
RORY...GET YOUR STUFF AND LET'S GO.
LANE, GET SCOOPING. THE MINUTE AIR HITS THE BREAD, IT STARTS TO STALE.
THEY'LL START SINGING THE THEME FROM THE TROJAN MAN COMMERCIAL,
MAY REJOIN THEM AND THE CONTEST.
IS EVERYTHING OKAY? YES. I OVERSLEPT.
GO HOME. NO, THANKS.
AND MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
OKAY, SO, LET'S TALK ABOUT SATURDAY. WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY?
YOU'RE A BOY. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
AND WHEN I CAN CONTROL IT, IT GOES TO DEAN, NOT TO YOU.
BUT I LIKED YOU, TOO. I KNOW THAT NOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WE WON! WE WON!
IF WE TAKE AWAY THAT LAST LITTLE PIECE OF DIGNITY,
I CAN'T EVEN OPEN MY EYES.
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR VINTAGE SHOES.
THAT FOUR IN FOUR IS CRAZY? OH, SOOKIE!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO COME AND SIT AND WATCH.
GOOD. LET'S GO GET SOME COFFEE.
MOM. [ GASPS ] LET'S GO.
WHAT? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
STRONG. YEAH?
NO.
WHAT? I THINK I SAID "YES."
3.2 SECONDS. I THOUGHT SO. HEY, RORY.
HE HAS NO CAREER, NO GIRLFRIEND, NO PET, NO CAR.
I SHOULD, SHOULDN'T I? [ GIGGLES ]
OKAY.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY BROKEN UP WITH DEAN?
[ SIGHS ] FINE. FINE.
TOO PALE. PALE MEANS SICKLY.
MISS PATTY SHOWED HIS WIFE A PICTURE OF ME,
THANKS A LOT, AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
THOUGH THIS YEAR, MY MOM ADDED FOOD COLORING
SOMEBODY HAS TO TELL HER I DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU.
AND TODAY'S THE DAY YOU'RE NOT.
BECAUSE I'M A MULTI-TASKER. HIT ME.
[ GROANS ] NO ONE LISTENS TO ME.
SO WE'RE DONE RIGHT?
WHAT? YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO IGNORE THIS.
OH, NO! MY HEEL BROKE!
ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT... ME LYING TO HIM...
[ SNORES ]