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Wait, make that waffles. Scratch that.
Mm-hmm.
What play? Did you have plastic surgery?
♪ Much to my surprise ♪
Shutting it down.
I'm cutting back on the implied nudity.
♪ I like my scrawny stuff ♪
It's based on an original short story by me.
That's because you have high standards,
I mean, bad?
It makes you want to leave your blood, sweat, tears
and get a half day" on three!
and gizzards, which will be inside the turkey heads.
Yeah. If everyone else wants to do it.
Welcome to the open casting call for the first ever
(chuckles) King James, Gene.
Louise! Gene! Oh! Tina! (screams)
Hmm. Bald joke. Yeah.
I don't want a conversation.
This is your moment and your stage.
Air compressor, this is your big debut.
We have to sit through one of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again.
Yeah, Grandpa Potato.
Yeah, you're right.
(crying): I'm so proud to be part of this.
Hey, turkey.
♪ Why don't they eat a pig instead? ♪
(quietly): Linda, look who came after all.
I want pancakes in the shape of waffles.
Save the drama for the stage, Tina C. Williams!
Yeah, my mother's father, Burt.
She's right, you are. You are.
There they are! Look at my little stars.
Holy moly, that's it!
♪ Is it 'cause I'm scrawny and have glasses ♪
So how's it end?
I've been looking for you everywhere.
♪ Attractive turkeys ♪
Oh, God, I'm throwing up! (retching)
I-I can do that. I-I'd be great at that.