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Merry Christmas!!!
Mr. Hanson, wait. Let me just talk to you for a second.
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I didn't mean it.
Hi, honey!
He's been like that ever since he lost his job.
I want your dog.
Well, they're the mogwai, I guess.
I’m not ready yet!! I’m not ready!
Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the mogwai.
Now maybe you guys will be quiet.
It'll just kill him. It'll just kill him.
Giz, you want some?
Nobody.
Shrek, not for sale.
One, two, three, four, five new ones.
They're gremlins, Kate.
I just brought in your Christmas tree.
You know, Katie, I think maybe I'll walk home.
Hello, Dr. Molinaro. Can we come in?
Neat! What's his name?
I'll bet every kid in America would like one of these.
I'm not ready.
You should try one of these.
Is something wrong?
...accidents, fires and explosions that rocked this once-peaceful town...
I thought I'd be seeing you about this time.
Merry Christmas To You and Yours!!
We don't have proof. We can't even find footprints leading up to the house.
It'll be quick and painless, compared to what I could do to him.
Excuses, excuses. You're just like your father.
Frank, I really think we should go now.
We're getting our picture taken.
MyBatis caca !
Yeah, she says it's a dive, a public nuisance.
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No matter how much he cries or begs Don’t ever feed him yogurt.
What do you do?
Forget what he said. He's crazy. We need the money.
Don't worry. He's with me. He's not one of them.
They might replace the dog as the family pet.
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Number 1. He’s A Stupid Little Baby. You gotta take a shit to relieve your belly pains.
Remember me, don't you?
...you take your toothbrush out...
You remember me?
Neat!
They're here already! You're next!
...that you're on a bus, a plane or a train.
I mean, everything. Gaskets, pistons, spark plugs.
- I give up. - You.
Patriotic little fellow, ain't he?
Just hatched
Hello, Anderson. Wanna mail something, do you?
...that I am truly sorry for what's happened.
Go like that. Can you do that?
He has something to say to you.
We should've got a Zenith!
A slow, painful death.
There we go.
All I know is that I'm positive that I closed and locked the door.
They put them in the radios you stick in your ears.
My husband, Joe Harris.
Alex... .
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Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Let's not talk about it now. Don't say anything to Dad.
Thanks.
My mom's had a bit of an accident.
...a nail file...
Mom, could you come up here, please?
Poor dog. Another minute and he would've been a dog-sicle.
Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing.
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You're on with Rockin ' Ricky! Go!
Most people are, but some aren't.
...deadbeats.