Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are they?!
boy shut up you dumb freaking piece of garbage go someone in the then get a in life and go fix you ugly face and fix your ugly cringe dumb roblox avatar it looks like a furry
...give you this small token.
With Hatsune Miku comes much responsibility
They almost got you, huh?
Sorry.
That was really good, the way you handled Mr. Futterman.
Slight problem with the Peltzer Peeler-Juicer.
God!
You do have interesting artifacts here...
You all right?
No, thanks, though. It'll be okay.
Try not to move so much, okay?
What is it? A birdcage?
- It'll be okay. - It will not be okay.
Excuse me, Mr. Jones.
Gremlins, huh?
Yeah, go ahead and get it.
Actually, the competition's... .
Deposit this to my account.
If it isn't Captain Clip-on.
Maybe I'll put him in my spin dryer on high heat.
Not to support a lot of...
Okay, mister. Here it is.
One, two, three!
What?
I'll be right there.
You do not listen! You do not understand!
Do you want it or not?
I'll be delighted...
I don't know.
Go ahead, open it.
Oh, I didn't mean that.
I'll get you fixed up in no time.
Mrs. Deagle called again this afternoon.
Thanks.
Perhaps someday you may be ready.
Isn't he cute?
Light bright! Light bright!
It ain't some foreign piece of crap. That's a Kentucky Harvester.
Barney, will you get off of her?
This is Lew Landers, WDHB's Action Central News...
That'd do it.
What was in that jar?
Watch this.
It's great. You're doing fine.
Light bright!
Gorilla not for sale.
don't ever love this stupid baby.
It multiplies with water.
...a candy bar.
What are they?
Conflicting eyewitness reports concerning "little green men"...
This has been a presentation of Comedy Central
Looks like you hurt yourself.
Be my guest.
Smile.
What're you gonna do? Under normal circumstances...
Stay still.