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Ew. On the radio.
Take this check for $200,000 to the Springfield Hospital.
Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?
- I suppose you'll be leavin' soon. - Aye.
Ooh, I hear this really sucks
You kidnapped me. I remember it distinctly...
from the classic joyless miser brooding in his cavernous mansion-
- ## - Hey, Mom, look!
Oh, stop! Stop! Shan't someone please stop farting?! Won't someone please stop farting?! Isn't someone going to please stop farting?! Oh, stop! Stop! Shan't someone please stop farting?! Won't someone please stop farting?! Isn't someone going to please stop farting?!
Man, all these bands are just rippin' offJudas Priest.
Montgomery Burns has captured not only a legendary monster, but also our hearts.
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Single? Well, he passes the Selma test.
I mean, he's eluded Leonard Nimoy and Peter Graves.
Murder? Well, mistakes have been made.
Thank you, Knickknack and Paddywhack, the Siamese midgets.
I am pleased to-
Give me 50 bucks. I gotta buy some things. Better make it a hundred.
Made us all believe again.
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Oh, stop! Stop! Shan't someone please stop farting?! Won't someone please stop farting?! Isn't someone going to please stop farting?!