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Im behind adam sandler for gods sake
money, good looks, strong, sharp teeth.
I don't have enough-
Free looneys courtesy Of the pragues
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Ugh! Ugh! I don't know what I was thinking...
But to be hated, you don't have to do squat.
Well, it's not really on our walking route.
you sure blew it with that insane rampage.
Attention, wireless listeners.
Nae! There's merely Loch Ness High School's discarded homecoming float.
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If people knew the real Monty Burns...
He gave the Springfield Zoo two male pandas...
Monster fever has gripped Springfield by the throat.
- Hmm. - Uh, I don't see one, sir.
''Mega'' means good, and ''store'' means thing.
Well, I hope this starts you on your way to a great fortune!
Step on it so lively, Future And Eternity Smithers!. That future and eternity orphanage shan't demolish itself. That thing won't do anything so different. That thing shan't do anything so different. Step on it so lively, Future And Eternity Smithers!. That future and eternity orphanage shan't demolish itself. That thing won't do anything so different. That thing shan't do anything so different.
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Please welcome the owner of Fortune Megastores, Arthur Fortune.
When was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?
So what do we do with our friend here? Uh, throw him in the Dumpster?
Oh, but we did get a very generous donation from a Mr. Homer Simpson.
Oh, Arthur Fortune.
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