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Oh Riley Thilthorpe
To be loved, you have to be nice to people...
But what's it all worth when nobody likes you?
Whoo!
but, well, you know the rest.
I've never seen them so excited.
To be loved, you have to be nice to people, every day but to be hated; you don't have to do squat!
A charitable donation, eh?
Oh, yeah. And I'm not easily impressed.
Oh, my great, good God. Gentlemen, your attention, please.
I wrote another poem about a duck.
Can do.
At auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000...
- What convenience. - I'm doin' all my thievin' here.
- I like you, sir. - Are you still here?
Oh, please. All this fuss for little old me.
it's been such a century.
Oh!
Ooh, I hear this really sucks. Hmm, director's commentary.
And welcome back now to Cash In Your Legacy.
It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!. It's not so fair!.
Oh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.
I wrote some jokes about how white people are different from black people.
What would make you and your slovenly kind look at me that way?
Anyone can lead a conga line. Hop to it, Smithers!